Okay, all you budding filmmakers, pop quiz: How do you fuck up a hot iron scene where you have a beautiful topless blonde (Suzi Lorraine) tied to a cross? Give up? Okay, first you have to take a blade with some kind of paralyzing poison on the end, then you stick it in her back so she’s unable to scream while she’s being tortured! That way you can burn her with a smoking hot brand to her stomach and it’s almost like she can’t even feel it. Or at least we can’t hear her reaction, same difference. And therefore we don’t care about the scene at all because it’s the victim’s reaction that’s the reason why we like to watch hot iron scenes in the first place. Don’t be fooled by the impressive-looking vidcaps, this scene sucks big time.
The Tenement (2003)
Suzi Lorraine
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