Door-to-Door

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- Certainly, I am interested in your company's water supply offer. But how did you come alone?
- My colleague Bill felt very unwell, and I have to finish the 50 scheduled visits by 6 in the evening.


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- How many hits with the paddle can your beautiful little feet endure?
- Why are you doing this to me, sir? Are you sexually sick? Have some mercy, it hurts.
- I'm sorry if after this, you might find it hard to walk for a month. It's an opportunity to find another part-time job with less walking from door to door.

Terrific. That's an effective way to reduce the number of unsolicited door knockers.

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It happened so fast: She just pushed the petition inside the open door and he pulled her in by the arms.

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How was she to know that there was suspension gear right inside the doorway?

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- Certainly, I am interested in your company's water supply offer. But how did you come alone?
- My colleague Bill felt very unwell, and I have to finish the 50 scheduled visits by 6 in the evening.


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- How many hits with the paddle can your beautiful little feet endure?
- Why are you doing this to me, sir? Are you sexually sick? Have some mercy, it hurts.
- I'm sorry if after this, you might find it hard to walk for a month. It's an opportunity to find another part-time job with less walking from door to door.

Terrific. That's an effective way to reduce the number of unsolicited door knockers.

Lol, yes, amen

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Seriously? Did you come to ask for salt for the Spanish dish suggested by that clown chef on TV? Did you run out of salt? I'll definitely give you a quality coarse salt; you'll take it on your pretty feet exactly where it will bleed. Quite effective for stopping bleeding from a skin wound.

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When a home caregiver arrives at a patient's house, it's essential to approach the situation with professionalism, compassion, and respect for the individual's needs.

But please, verify the patient's identity to ensure you are in the right place. Otherwise, the friendly welcome at the entrance can turn into a nightmare.

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Once upon a time, in a bustling city, Jane White, a diligent and compassionate home caregiver, was assigned to care for Mr. Johnson, an elderly man living in a cozy neighborhood.
Eager to start her duties, she approached the door and was greeted by a person who appeared to be expecting her. Without thinking twice, Jane entered the house.
To her surprise and shock, Jane soon realized that she had unintentionally entered the neighbor's house.

"My brother is a notorious nightclub bouncer. If you report what happened, I might go to prison, but you would end up in the secret harem of his bosses for a few decades".
This experience served as a crucial lesson for Jane. She understood the importance of verifying the patient's identity before starting care, as neglecting this step could turn a seemingly routine day into an unwanted experience.

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[ Typical hospitality for solo female tourists when they have booked an Airbnb in the resort of Mar del Asturias but haven't refreshed their browser cache and go to the old address, where a very strange guy now resides. ]

- I hope I'm not bothering you; I know it's the time for the midday break. My flight was delayed.

- European redheads, sluts, you are the rudest, and you never remember that in my country, due to the heat, we take a nap at 3 o' clock.

- And you can't enter the internet without refreshing the browser's cache. You're a modern girl and you still have an ancient version of Chrome ? I will give you a few electric shocks with my taser; no, you can't use it to charge your junky laptop. It's for your small nipples.

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Why did you get so mad Mister? I only asked you to sign the petition for a 5MPH reduction in the speed limit. Jeeze, will you ever let me go?