{"id":95,"date":"2024-11-04T19:47:31","date_gmt":"2024-11-04T19:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/?p=95"},"modified":"2024-11-04T19:47:32","modified_gmt":"2024-11-04T19:47:32","slug":"the-tenement-2003","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/t\/the-tenement-2003\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tenement, (2003)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Okay, all you budding filmmakers, pop quiz: How do you fuck up a hot iron scene where you have a beautiful topless blonde (Suzi Lorraine) tied to a cross? Give up? Okay, first you have to take a blade with some kind of paralyzing poison on the end, then you stick it in her back so she&#8217;s unable to scream while she&#8217;s being tortured! That way you can burn her with a smoking hot brand to her stomach and it&#8217;s almost like she can&#8217;t even feel it. Or at least we can&#8217;t hear her reaction, same difference. And therefore we don&#8217;t care about the scene at all because it&#8217;s the victim&#8217;s reaction that&#8217;s the reason why we like to watch hot iron scenes in the first place. Don&#8217;t be fooled by the impressive-looking vidcaps, this scene sucks big time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"The Tenement (2003) Trailer\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/QgSsxyxOeXA?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-center wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>The Tenement \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 (2003)<\/strong><br><strong>Suzi Lorraine<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsmz\/tenement01.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsmz\/tenement02.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsmz\/tenement03.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsmz\/tenement04.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsmz\/tenement06.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsmz\/tenement07.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsmz\/tenement08.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, all you budding filmmakers, pop quiz: How do you fuck up a hot iron scene where you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":96,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-t"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":97,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/97"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/96"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}