{"id":628,"date":"2024-11-30T19:31:18","date_gmt":"2024-11-30T19:31:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/?p=628"},"modified":"2024-11-30T19:31:19","modified_gmt":"2024-11-30T19:31:19","slug":"blitzkrieg-escape-from-stalag-69-2008","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/b\/blitzkrieg-escape-from-stalag-69-2008\/","title":{"rendered":"Blitzkrieg: Escape from Stalag 69 (2008)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">An attempted reboot of the Nazi exploitation films of the mid 1970\u2018s. What\u2019s not to like? In a word, everything. Somehow the creators of this mess managed to squander a bevy of hot actresses, make extreme violence boring, and otherwise obliterated what could have been a great concept. Amidst the wreckage is a sad hot iron scene which is included here only because it exists. A pair of fat actors who flunked out of the Colonel Schultz Acting Academy interrogate a stacked Russian redhead (Tatyana Kot) by stretching her on a rack. When waving a turkey drumstick in her face fails to get results, a glowing iron swastika is used to \u201cwarm her sole\u201d. We see far too much of the idiot Nazis and almost nothing of lovely Tatyana. Truly exasperating stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/blitzkrieg.gif\" alt=\"\" style=\"width:740px;height:auto\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/blitzkrieg02.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/blitzkrieg08.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/blitzkrieg09.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/blitzkrieg10.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/blitzkrieg11.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/blitzkrieg12.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An attempted reboot of the Nazi exploitation films of the mid 1970\u2018s. What\u2019s not to like? In a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":629,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-b"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":630,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions\/630"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}