{"id":586,"date":"2024-11-28T19:20:59","date_gmt":"2024-11-28T19:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/?p=586"},"modified":"2024-11-28T19:23:45","modified_gmt":"2024-11-28T19:23:45","slug":"chosen-one-legend-of-the-raven-the-1998","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/c\/chosen-one-legend-of-the-raven-the-1998\/","title":{"rendered":"The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven, (1998)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-4-3 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Chosen_One.avi\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GJ8BkNoyStI?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two words: CRAP-OLA. This low budget cheapie from the folks at Troma (do they make anything else?) features the luscious Carmen Electra as the victim. That\u2019s the good news. The bad news is everything else. Carmen is tied standing with her hands in front of her. A brand is taken from the fire and supposedly burned into her back, but it\u2019s totally simulated, shot only from the front with no close ups of the brand, no smoke, and Carmen\u2019s reaction is more of annoyance than pain. And afterward, we\u2019re shown her brand mark, which looks more like a tattoo. Waste of a good babe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/chosenone01.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/chosenone02.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/chosenone03.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/chosenone04.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/chosenone05.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/chosenone06.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/chosenone07.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/database\/azhotiron\/a1picsal\/chosenone08.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two words: CRAP-OLA. This low budget cheapie from the folks at Troma (do they make anything else?) features<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":587,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-c"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=586"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":589,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/586\/revisions\/589"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/587"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ralphus.net\/Database\/hotiron\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}