ZFX's oddly titled Vacum (not "Vacuum", but Va-cum, get
it?) is a dark comedy wannabe about a strange vacuum repair
shop run by two nutso cousins who apparently get their
kicks by tying up and torturing their female customers.
Busty Tabitha Jordan is their first customer on this day,
bringing in her broken vacuum ("It just won't suck!") to
the repairman, played in an over-the-top performance by
newcomer DeSoto Montevideo. His weird cousin is played by
Rick Masters as a doll-clutching retarded pervo. It isn't
long before Tabitha is knocked over the head by Montevideo
and gagged with a dildo gag and a trainer, and tied spread
out against the wall. She comes to and growls and fights
helplessly as he helps himself to her big tits. Masters
comes by and moves Tabitha to a couch in the other room.
The beautiful Lisa Kinkaid is the next prospective victim,
as she enters the repair shop to pick up her repaired
vacuum. She tries to visit the restroom and happens to see
the bound and gagged Tabitha writhing on the couch. This
gives Montevideo the impetus to attack Lisa and overpower
her by wrapping a belt around her neck in a long sequence.
In the next segment, Lisa, now nude except for her white
panties, is tied standing against the wall and ballgagged,
with her hands tied directly overhead. Rick brings
Tabitha in alongside her and also ties her to the wall,
except her legs are lifted off the ground and hoisted above
her. The two men slap and fondle the girls, then leave
them alone to enjoy their captivity. If you are a fan of
seeing two women tied up together, the first half of this
tape fits the bill.
This scene is followed by another twin bondage setpiece, as
Lisa is tied hanging upside-down (Yes!) while Tabitha is
tied nude seated to a wicker chair and now gagged with rope
through her mouth and wrapped around her neck. Montevideo
delivers a vicious whipping to both girls, alternating
between them. Both girls look hot, especially Lisa,
hanging helplessly by her ankles.
The next segment seems to be edited out of sequence, as
Lisa is back to standing up, and Tabitha is now alongside
her as before and has her top back on again. Tabitha has
her mouth filled and is gagged with tape and blindfolded.
The girls get fondled in a very brief scene.
Following this is another 2-girl bondage segment, with both
girls tied separately against the wall, Lisa standing,
Tabitha seated, each with one leg tied off the ground and
rope tied through their pussies. Nothing happens here; the
scene is just for our viewing pleasure. At this point,
Tabitha disappears completely from the rest of the tape and
the video is left in the reliable hands of Lisa to carry it
the rest of the way. In my opinion, this is where the best
scenes in the tape occur.
Lisa is hung off the ground by her wrists facing the wall,
her mouth tape gagged, and Montevideo delivers a nice
whipping to her back and ass. Good, albeit too short
little scene. This is followed by her being gagged with
the trainer and given vacuum cleaner torture (weren't you
expecting this?) by having the suction hose used on her
tits and pussy. It's nice to look at, but this particular
torture has never really seemed painful. So Montevideo
decides to use something that is, clothespins, on her
nipples and crotch. He slaps her around a bit.
The next sequence is one I really liked, as Lisa is bound
standing, knees and ankles tied tightly together, with her
wrists tied behind her, so that her boobs stick out. Her
neck is roped to the ceiling and she is ballgagged. Best
part is her nipples are tied with string and pulled off to
opposite ends of the room. She moans and saliva drips from
her ball gag. It looks very stimulating, but amounts to
sadly only about a minute and a half's worth of footage.
Where's some of the padding that ZFX usually employs when
you need it most? :o)
After this, we are treated to seeing Lisa put into a
classic hogtie, then again tied on the floor with her
ankles roped together to her wrists, exposing her pussy.
Retardo Rick comes by with his doll and has some weird fun
with his bound plaything by, among other things, making her
suck the doll's leg like it was a cock. It's sort of
strange, but maybe what you would expect from a retarded
person.
At this point comes Rick's neighbor, played in an
uncredited role by Robopimp's Zed Black. It's a welcome
surprise. He's not nuts, he's just horny! He molests
Lisa's naked body then announces, "I've got something for
you!" He forces his dick into Lisa's mouth and makes her
suck it, then takes some vaseline and lubes up her ass. He
fingerfucks her while he shoots his cum in her mouth,
smearing it all over her face. Here, we can see it's an
artificial dick, but it's still a hot scene, a fitting
ending to the vid. He leaves her ballgagged with the cum
still surrounding her gag, a beautiful image.
After Zed leaves, Lisa manages to untie herself and escape,
and we get an American Graffiti-esque coda at the end,
telling what later happened to the principle players. [I
never in my life ever expected to mention American
Graffiti when reviewing a bondage film. I think this may
very well be the first time. :o) ]
Like many ZFX videos, the sum of its parts is not equal to
the whole. The tape starts off rather weakly with a lame
attempt at dark humor, but delivers where we want it to, in
the torture and bondage sequences. Once he stops over-
acting, lead villain Montevideo is just fine, and both
girls are at the top of their form. Not everything about
it works, but there are some fine sequences in the tape to
recommend it.
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