A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


Hard Bound Television

Reviewed by Sloth


And now kiddies, it is movie review time again. Today's offering is a ZFX effort, Hard Bound Television. Release date 2/92. Starring, depending on whether you take the cover info or film run info, Julia Kara, Shelly Michels, Drew Phoenix, Desirree, Rick Masters, Duwayne Spiker and Bill Winters. Run Time - 50 minutes. I obtained my copy from Video Mayhem.

The premise is set as follows. Cable TV has been completely deregulated. A strapping blonde, Stephanie, begins watching a night of "Hard Bound Television". She plops on the sofa and catches the first of tonight's installments, "Cooking with Julia Slut" Julia begins her cooking show whipping up a batch of tapioca. She is accosted by some guy and lightly bound wrists apart to the oven handle. She wears a long white smock like garment. This guy dips a dildo into a bowl and feeds her the pudding. He opens her smock and proceeds to fondle her all over with more tapioca. She seems to enjoy it. He brings out a baster with a tube extension and pumps her pie hole full of pudding. He has by now coated her pussy and ass. He rips off the smock, shreds her tee shirt. She no longer appears to be bound to anything, just white linen strips dangling from her wrists.

She is now seated on the kitchen floor, being smeared with more tapioca as she fondles herself and moans. He cleave gags her and pours cooking oil all over her front then works it into her pussy and ass. She gives his dildo a blow job. End of scenario.

The next offering Stephanie watches is "Captive Co-Ed Sinema", tonight's episode "Swimming Lessons". Lass exits bathroom toweling herself off. She manages to don her outfit and walk about the apartment before being set upon by nylon masked intruder. He forces her to the floor, handgags her and slaps her around for a moment. He removes her clothing except stockings, packs her mouth with cloth then panty gags her. She is forced onto the bed and he places a pillow over her head, then cuffs wrists and ankles. Looking in her dresser, he finds some sex toys which he uses to torment her. He finds what appears to be a cat-o-fifty tails and lashes her. He uses some rope to complete a hogtie. He exits and she whines on the bed. Upon his return he tells her he has a surprise for her, continuing to torment her with the toys.

Quick cut but same venue - hogtie removed and rope wrapped around her throat. She is forced to her knees on the floor where she is lashed. Using the rope collar as a leash she is forced to amble on her knees into the bathroom. The tub has been filled with water. He places a shiny metal tray in the tub so see can see her image and forces her head under water several times amid some lashing. End of scenario.

The next show is "Persuasion Theater" - tonight's episode "AC/DC". Chick sitting on sofa is accosted by masked intruder with a gun. After a short struggle she is subdued and fondled, forced to the floor where she is cuffed wrists behind, ball gagged and divested of most of her clothing. A leather strap is used as a collar, a rope run from the strap and used to tie her ankles. He humps her on the floor amid some general mauling.

Cut Scene - She has been transported to some room at another locale, unbound, ungagged and wearing a completely different outfit. Placed on a bed, she is lashed with a riding crop. He removes her swim suit bottom and whacks her ass telling her she will give him the info. Stephanie is still watching and getting excited. He crams the riding crop into her mouth and he fondles her. He shackles her wrists apart to an overhead bar and inserts a ball gag as she kneels on the bed. Her boobs are clothes pinned, metal clips are attached to her boobs and pussy. Wires run back to some electric device. Another clip is attached to her pussy. The guy gives her a few more lashes then produces battery cables and shocks her pussy and boobs. He removes the gag, fondles her pussy and shocks her more. Still not exactly certain what info he wants. The pins are removed, gag reinserted and a few more lashes as Stephanie is getting off. She gives him a simulation blow job and he releases her wrists and does her from behind. She is then spreadeagled on the bed for another simulated blow job. He places a plastic bag over her head with a tube running out of it and secures it with tape. He places his thumb over the open tube end then plugs it and leaves and she seemingly expires. Stephanie is in a frenzy. End of scenario

Movie Pluses - there are none

Movie Minuses - too numerous to mention

The Verdict - I never thought I would view a ZFX effort I would grade this low. I hope reading this review will be more pleasurable than watching the flick. Julia Slut and AC/DC are simply downright awful while Swimming Lessons is, even as the strongest entry, barely mediocre. Hope I've not offended anyone who has a tapioca cooking oil thing going on but it was all just more annoying than erotic. I rather think something like this happened - Rick had unused footage sitting around with no intention of releasing them. Someone comes up with the notion that if we take 3 bad clips maybe we can make one slightly less bad movie. It didn't work. Anyway, my recommendation is to avoid this.


My Grade: D

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