This is one of those movies that's the stuff of dreams for most males around the world. We've all wanted bad shit to happen to the beautiful, but snotty girl in our school who wouldn't give you the time of day unless you were the starting quarterback from a filthy rich family. Sure there are tons of mainstream movies that feature these snobs, with the lame ending being something on the lines of the bitch seeing the wrongs of her ways or her losing a beauty contest to the good-hearted plain Jane.

The opening scene of Cheerleaders clearly demonstrates that this is NOT a typical "Revenge of the Nerds" movie.

The school geek Ernie (Bryan Dunhill) comes up to hot Tiffany (Chandra Sweet) at her locker and offers to carry her books. Chandra gives him an evil look and tells him to get away from her, "you dweeb."

Now, is Bryan heartbroken? Does he do some soul-searching on how he can win Chandra's heart? NO! He rubs his hands together and says: "She'll pay! Heh! Heh! She'll pay."

Thus, the tone is set.

At the Beta Beta Beta Sorority House, Bryan and Vikki (Penelope Pace) plot how to get Chandra out of the head cheerleaders competition so that Penelope can win. Penelope suggests Bryan abduct Chandra and take her to an abandoned upholstery warehouse where he can tie her up, spank her, etc.

"Yeah, it could be like a date," Bryan replies.

Penelope offers $1,000 for the job.

The character developments are brief but effective. Chandra plays the stuck-up snob well, Penelope is convincing as the manipulative rich bitch, and Bryan is absolutely perfect as the nerdy, but psychotic villain.

At Gamma Alpha Gamma Sorority, Chandra takes a shower and plops on her bed in a towel. She puts on white panties, black bra, cheerleader outfit, knee high socks and sneakers. She practices jumping on her bed while praising how great she is and then decides to take a nap.

Bryan, with a filthy grin on his face, comes out of the closet, so to speak. In a fairly hot abduction scene, Bryan slips a rope around Chandra's neck, chokes her, shoves a cloth in her mouth and uses a stocking to hold it in place. He ties her arms behind her back and puts a stocking over her head. He plays with her tits and smacks her ass before choking her some more with the rope. Then he whisks her away.

In the Fixx Upholstery Factory, Bryan forces Chandra on her knees, removes the stocking from her head, kisses her on the gag and plays with her tits, or "boobies" as he calls them. Bryan alternately pants, laughs, makes wisecracks and threatens Chandra, which is sort of a theme throughout the movie.

He removes her gag, chokes her with the rope, and kisses her as she struggles in disgust. He hogties her and orders her to be good. After playing with her pussy and choking and regagging her, he explains all the nasty things he's gonna do to her.

Bryan pulls down those shiny white panties and says she has a beautiful "gluteus maximus. Heh heh. That ASS!" He fondles her some more before choking her unconscious with the rope.

Giggling, Bryan measures various parts of Chandra's unconscious and cleavegagged body with a ruler. He removes her top and fastens her leather manacled wrists to a bar that gets risen as she wakes up so she is in a standing position. Her bra is open but she's still wearing the skirt, socks and shoes. Her panties are around her ankles.

Bryan puts clothespins on her nipples and fondles her to her absolute disgust. He puts more clothespins on her nipples and her pussy lips and swats her ass a bit.

He calls up Penelope and demands more money. Penelope waffles, oblivious to how dangerous Bryan is.

Bryan goes back to work on Chandra. He's got her tied to a chair with OTM gag, wrists and ankles secured to the chair's arms so her pussy is exposed and vulnerable. Unfortunately, she's still wearing those socks and shoes, as well as the skirt.

Bryan takes some polaroids of her, and the pulls out a rubber electrified stick and teases her with it. He removes her gag and she pleads with him not to hurt her. "I'll do anything."

"LIAR!!" Zaaaaaapp! Bryan shocks her tits and pussy. He turns off the rubber stick and puts it in her mouth, but then turns on the juice. The stick is shoved down her throat and tied in place. He switches on the electricity and Chandra struggles in agony.

Next up for Chandra is some breath play. Although this is not my favorite fetish, this is a hot scene. Bryan pulls out a clear plastic bag and exclaims: "Warning! This is not a toy! Do not place over head! (which he does to Chandra.)

Through a breathing hole in the bag, Bryan puts a vacuum tube in her mouth and shoves the other end into her pussy so she's breathing the fumes from her snatch.

Next we have Chandra blindfolded, ballgagged, arms shackled behind her back, and legs spread and hoisted so she's on her back with her ankles in the air. (She's still wearing those damn socks and shoes.)

Bryan then whips Chandra's ass, front and pussy in a great scene. Penelope gets the polaroids and masturbates with a big dildo. Bryan calls again and demands another grand. Rebuffed and pissed off, Bryan yells, "You'll be sorry."

Chandra is ballgagged now AOH and legs tied together with rope. Her breasts are also tied. Bryan's pedaling on a stationary bike and urges Chandra to cheer for him as she sobs convincingly through the gag.

In my favorite scene of the movie, Chandra is tape gagged onscreen. She's on all fours on a work bench tied down by her wrists and ankles. A leather belt around her waist is hoisted up to "make you more accessible." Bryan shows her a big dildo, lubes her butthole and shoves it in and straps it on. Chandra again does a nice job sounding tormented.

Bryan plays the nice guy and offers her some food. Then, in a split second, he shows his nasty side. "EAT IT! EAT IT!" he yells as he shoves a hamburger plus wrapping in her mouth. He then gags her with a leather belt and wisely advises her not to go swimming soon after a meal.

He then licks her nipples, spanks her ass, tapes her mouth, and accuses her and all the other cheerleaders of being bulimic.

Chandra is clearly defeated. Tied spreadeagle standing up against a wall with her tits tied tight in thin black ropes, she pleads through her OTM gag, "Please, no more." Bryan whips her as she whimpers.

The session is interrupted by the phone. Bryan is clearly pissed off after he finds out Penelope won't pay him. Chandra pleads for her release and agrees to help Bryan get back at the person who owes him money. He unties her. The movie ends with a line reminiscent of the beginning: "They'll pay! Heh heh. They'll pay!"

It is rare in a ZFX movie for a male to steal the show, but Bryan Dunhill's performance as Ernie was truly a masterpiece. He alternates from nerd, to comedian to psycho in a heartbeat.

But that's not to take away anything from the female characters. Chandra portrays the stuck-up snob quite well, and she's even better as the helpless victim. And Penelope is obviously getting set up for the sequel.

The torture scenes are excellent and imaginative, especially with Bryan's nonstop lines. And the storyline is smoothly played out.

And the minuses? Those damn socks and shoes!

Cheerleaders of Perilous U is truly a classic. It is a victory for all nerds at school, and more importantly, a must-see for all GIMPers.