A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


Alien Probe 3

Reviewed by Ironman


ALIEN PROBE 3 - starring Nick Long and Kerri Downs. As the lineup attests, the entire film is devoted to Nick and Kerri. In this installment, it is time for her to be inseminated. First, she needs to be "examinated" by our alien friend.

In the first scene, Kerri is standing naked with her hands tied behind her and a noose around her neck. A ball is put in her mouth and tied in place. Then her glasses are removed and her hair is let down. Stimulators (clothespins) are placed on her nipples and she is whipped. After poking her with a stick, the stimulators are whipped off.

Next Kerri is rope-tied on her back to a table with her knees up and spread. She is tape gagged and more stimulators are applied. Clamps are also applied to her puss lips and she is beaten about the chest and legs with a rubber baton. The most interesting element is the dialog. Nick makes a great alien, speaking in a halting monotone that sounds rehearsed. He makes constant references to his study of our species, questioning this and that. He asks what the foot coverings are all about while removing them and throwing them aside.

Then a funny thing happens here. Suddenly the shoes are back on. The mood has lightened. The alien talks of something he has learned from our books and Kerri says (matter of factly and out of character) "You can't read". She informs him that they will be looking for her and makes a reference to her boss. Nick tells her that it is of no concern and she laughs at him and says "Do you want to inseminate him?" It's as if an outtake was inserted here. I find that strange. Normally I would have been bothered by this but the scene is so good I'm willing to overlook the would-be buzz kill. We now jump back to where we were before the interruption to finish the scene.

Next Kerri is suspended by her arms with a ball gag installed. She is whipped while she kicks and struggles.

Now she is tied to a frame on the wall. Plastic clips are on her nipples which are pulled by strings. She is wearing a leather "Hannibal" type mask. There is more stick poking and dialogue. What follows is one of the best electrical scenes in ZFX history. Kerri is assaulted by clips from as battery charger. Nick repeatedly hits the clamps together in front of her face, terrorizing her with a display of sparks in between some rather nasty shocks. She is covered in sweat and gives a wonderfully convincing performance. It's the kind of scene that makes you think "My goodness, these young girls have no idea what could happen to them on their way home from the mall."

In the next scene, she is strapped into a tub with electrodes on her temples and is filled with more vile fluid from hoses that are connected to an interesting machine. We jump to a short scene with her arms tied behind her back. She is suspended and forced to suck on a dildo.

Jumping quickly to another scene, Kerri is laid out for insemination. Suddenly, Nick appears with a strange hairless, wolf-like mask (with sunglasses!) on and rapes her. He howls and growls while he dumps his load. Then she is pulled up onto her knees for a forced BJ. He spews gallons of alien cum from a funky looking prick from outer space. I found this scene to be outrageously funny. To this day it makes me laugh.

We end with Kerri being shrink wrapped.

Movie pluses: The acting is top notch. Nick makes a great villain and Kerri's performance is quite convincing (especially during the electrical sequence). Her noises of protest are music to my ears. Overall, I find it has the same qualities as part 2.

Movie minuses: The inserted outtake can be a bit disturbing. Also, the timing was sometimes off on the electroshocks. When I like a movie this much, however, I'm willing to forgive.

The most interesting aspect to this release is that it could be considered a comedy. It is this quality that has inspired me to show it to friends with whom I normally wouldn't share BDSM material. I find it to be a sort of boundary-crosser. Needless to say, it has always been my favorite ZFX. Until the SOB series came along, that is.

My grade: a cheerful A-


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