A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


Alien Probe 2

Reviewed by Ironman


ALIEN PROBE 2 -starring: Darby Fox, Kerri Downs, Nick Long, and Rick Masters. To bring the story up to date, aliens from the planet Zordan have come to earth to inseminate our women and have an incorrect assessment (or not) on how to stimulate them. Jasper (Rick) has been offered help by the Zordanian leader Tardac, who has taken control of the body of a hapless bum (Nick) who hangs out near the warehouse where Jasper works.

A lady of the night (Darby) is lured into the warehouse and is promptly molested by Nick-n-Rick. This sequence concludes with a forced BJ.

Darby is then tied standing, roped to a wood frame above her head. She has that usual sweaty-sheen that is so common to ZFX. Now Nick begins to add clothespins, which he calls "stimulators" to her body. He then applies a tape gag, whips her, pokes her with a stick, and adds more stimulators. All the while he explains that she is being prepared for insemination.

In the next scene, a realtor (Kerri) lets herself into the warehouse. She is trying to find out why the rent isn't being paid (Jasper killed the owner in PART ONE). Kerri is dressed professionally with her hair pulled back and wearing glasses. IMO this is a cool look for her. Kerri has always been a personal favorite. There is a really spooky quality to this scene as she explores the warehouse and finds SM equipment scattered everywhere. She interestingly finds female underthings among the toys. Just then, Nick lunges at her from his hiding place and she runs, screaming.

Caught and stripped by creeping vines, she is raped by the plant, tendrils stuck into every orifice. I love these attacks by inanimate objects. Special effects like this are what make Rick's work so unique.

In the final scene. Kerri is hogtied on a table while she is filled with vile fluid from a hose and snorkel.

The film may not sound particularly interesting from this description, but I assure those who haven't seen it, I feel that I got my money's worth. This is a movie that I have found myself watching over and over.

Movie pluses: creative plot, good camera work, I love the music, the actors are convincing. As in the tradition of GANGLAND, Nick and Kerri work so well together.

Movie minuses: Gee, I'm not sure I can think of any, except that the plot was a little hard to follow. The parts where Jasper receives his instructions is subtitled. The text is washed out by the background and I must admit that I didn't fully understand it the first viewings. But who cares, to me, the plot was subordinate to the fun that ensues.


My Grade: B+

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