A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


The Perils of Jane in the Green Inferno, Episode 3

Reviewed by Sardu


Just saw The Perils of Jane in the Green Inferno, Episode 3. I have to say, after watching Red Feline on the Cross I was disappointed. The camera in this movie stays stationary for sooo darn long, and while the subject (Jane) is attractive naked, tied to a tree covered in blood, I kept finding myself jumping forward trying to get to the "next section."

She starts off half naked, arms over head, crouched from the last episode. She is untied and left to stand... untied and alone several times after this. She never tries to run, but just stands there in a daze, almost ready to fall over... but never does. Quite silly really. In addition, the camera lingers like this for too damn long! Same shot, no camera movement whatsoever.

Eventually, she's taken to a tree and tied AOH. She's wearing what's left of her shirt around her waist, and skimpy blue panties. The kidnapper begins whipping her, and this goes on for a looooooong time. Slowly, her panties are "whipped off".... a very nice thing, it just could've been accomplished is a much shorter amount of time.

Next, she's tied to the tree in an upper spreadeagle... and I'm sad to say the bondage here sucks ass. One single strand of rope is loosely strung across her wrists. Her legs are unsecured. The camera lingers on Jane for another loooooong time. No whipping occurs. The torn shirt covers her pussy, but there are some shots of her bare ass as she moves slightly away from the tree trunk.

Eventually, the kidnapper comes and rips off Jane's only remaining clothing... her shirt. She's completely naked, and the camera shots go back to following her naked body as she's lamely tied to the tree. Finally, the guy comes and very bloodily nails her palms to the tree. Nice acting here, but at this point I'm just annoyed. The kidnapper spreads her legs, but does NOT secure them... argh!

Once again, she lingers like this for a loooong time. She pees herself, and it looks like she was holding herself for some time as she pees A LOT! Not really into the peeing thing, but in this setting it seemed appropriate. She dies not too long after that. The end.

The ridiculously long shots, the poor bondage, and the total lack of personality of the kidnapper ruins this for me, and the only good point... Jane's beautiful naked body stretched out and bloodily nailed to a tree is the only plus here, but even that is ruined because her spread legs aren't secured. It seems that they could have condensed parts 1, 2, and 3 into one flick except to take advantage of the site's new rental format. I won't be renting the other two parts. I rate this a C+. The + being for Jane.


My Grade: C+

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