Review: Dark Heart Horror’s A Nightmare in the Valley $20.00 / 27 minutes.

Hazel and her boyfriend are out talking a walk. Behind them is a beat cop with more on his mind then just his beat. He readies a rag with chloroform and closes the gap between him and the couple. Right behind them now, he suddenly whacks the guy in the head with his nightstick, then chloroforms Hazel into unconsciousness.

At the lair of the cop now, Hazel is tied in a spread against a chain spider’s web wearing only her bra and panties, while her boyfriend is tied to a metal racking of some type. They are in a makeshift dungeon the whacked cop has constructed. The boyfriend yells across the room as Hazel comes to. Each think that they are in this predicament because of something the other did, as they end up yelling and blaming each other. They would probably kill each other at this point if they weren't tied and were able to.

After finishing his beat, the cop now returns home. Grabbing a knife from the kitchen and putting on a mask, he makes his way to the lair where the couple is held captive. He takes his knife and cuts the strap of Hazel’s bra and then the other strap. He then fiddles with the clasp of her bra a long time before he finally removes it (which is probably why he needs to kidnap girls ;-). He now feels up her pussy for a while before finally removing her panties. Dropping to his knees he starts to lick her perfect pussy. He licks at her a long time before her boyfriend starts yelling at him. He ends up stabbing her to death because of this then finishes off the boyfriend. He then carries her into the house where he continues to lick her pussy for quite a long time before the clip ends.

The clip starts off quite daring, as the street they are walking on is lined with cars. And even though the takedown is fairly quick, it’s still pretty bold as you can see cars passing by and neon signs across the street, so you know the area is fairly well trafficked.

Hazel is a real beauty with a tight little body and a perfect little pussy. Or as Adam Corolla’s character Dingo Boy would say…Hazel make Dingo Boy’s penis all tight and tasty! ;-)

The arguing back and forth, pointing blame at each other for the predicament they're in goes on a while, too long in fact. The guy is particularly irritating as every other word is, f*ck, f*ck this, f*ck that, what da f*ck, etc…. in other words, a real intellectual. The good part is that while Hazel gets molested he’s pretty quiet. Then when he starts up again he gets stabbed (Shut up for good…thank God!).

The clip is very well done as it has the feel of a mainstream slasher flick segment, which can be good or bad depending on your point of view. A slasher flick but with the skin you're always hoping you'll get to see but usually never do. The lighting adds to this feel as does the music accompaniment with its low droning Melotron. Even the dramatic insertion of brass is included in the music when the stabbing takes place (Raaank! RaaannK!).

My take:
Pluses: Hot girl!, very good atmosphere (filming/lighting/music/setting).
Minuses: Irritating boyfriend (should have left him on the street!), you see a flaw with the bondage (towards the end, right before the stabbing), and not into blood (just not a personal preference).