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Gerard Titsman's Fantasmatic World (website review)

Reviewed by Scheer


This is a review of Gerard Titsman's website as it was in September 2008, and some of the films on it. Reviews of websites, unlike those of films, tend to date as websites evolve.

First I should introduce myself. I live in the UK and there is no legally available porn to buy here that interests me - nothing. Importing discs is too risky (I know to my cost) so the only alternative is to download. My tastes are mild compared to most on here: I empathize with the victim and like a girl to be dominated and humiliated by men (not women) and made by circumstances, or force and ropes, to succumb. She could be spanked, groped and then forced to orgasm by fingers, dildo etc. I don't like rape, blow jobs, whips, electrics and the more extreme tortures (the Japanese Train Molester type films are the ones that give me the most bang). However I am interested in many of the films discussed on here because they often include parts that I like.

In the following review I've tried to identify what most Gimpers would appreciate and the gradings are set accordingly. As it happens they mostly match my own personal gradings too.

Gerald Titsman is a Frenchman who seems to have inherited a most unfortunate name resulting in him having a constant desire to explore the female breast (this subconscious desire to follow a path dictated by your name is sometimes known as Nominative Determinism. Other examples would be Richard Bacon, the pig farmer, or Rick Masters, the dominator of women. I'm not convinced of the idea myself - I've frequently been called a 'Wanker' but it's had no effect on me). As a result Mr. Titsman has made a lot of films with a heavy emphasis on tits and these can now be downloaded from his website.

First of all membership costs $20; cheap I think, and this gives you one month to download what you wish. The site itself is easy to use and guests have access to all the information so you can explore the site fully before deciding whether to become a member. Only membership allows you to download the films. There are nineteen of his complete films plus a number of compilations and other bits and pieces which include clips from those films but also other scenes he's recorded. Some of his completed films are not available yet. All of the complete films are in MPEG format as are most of the compilations, but some clips are in MOV (Quicktime).

The films are arranged in clips of four to six minute lengths making them easy to download, and with a download manager (I use Get Right) they can be downloaded in batches whilst you do other things on your PC (such as reading your favourite forum perhaps). There's no Digital Rights Management (DRM) so you can edit and store on a DVD if you wish. Quality is variable but acceptable - pixel size varies, either 352x288 or 704x576. Some of these films were made in the 1980s I think and so can be a bit grainy. Mr. Titsman's arty side comes to the fore at times (strange filters, wobbly dream sequences - usually to the films detriment; slow motion, odd camera angles - sometimes beneficial). Not all his films are well edited. The girls are French, and with one exception are voluptuous and attractive. Nearly all have hairy bushes.

Mr. Titsman posted on this board a while ago - click on 'Notable Guests' and you'll see his first post was on January 19th 2004. I think he posted for around a month after that and explained his intentions and choice of models.

I won't review all the films but five have obvious Gimpworthy possibilities.

103 Le Moulin. A short haired girl comes across a house in woodland and is allowed in. It's occupied by GT himself, sporting a mask - quite frankly he looks more evil without it. He ties her hands over her head to a beam, removes all her clothes without ceremony and ties her legs apart to a spacer bar. He then proceeds to maul, grope, slap and pinch, mostly her breasts. He uses a cane, whip and crop on her arse and breasts. Later he bends her over and uses a bunch of sting nettles to stroke and whip her bottom. Mostly she suffers it well, moaning convincingly. C+

102 Kidnapped and Trained: This film is two scenes. In the first, a blonde girl cycling on a woodland track is knocked off her bike by two men in a car. She runs off but of course falls over and is caught. They drag her to a clearing and tie her hands to a branch overhead and remove her clothes (to the obvious joy of the woodland birds who sing happily). They remove their belts and hit her, mostly on the arse. The men then take it in turns to maul her before they both decide that more belting is required (the birds sing their approval). One of our boys finds a branch about the size and shape of a broom handle and decides there's only one place for it: he struggles gamely to push it up her vagina and finally jams it between her and the ground. More belting is called for before they decide to lob her in the boot of their car. B-

The second part is in a dungeon of sorts. Our same lady is taken out of a cage practically naked on all fours and is very submissive. GT himself is Master of Ceremonies. She's kneeled on the floor, is mauled and tit slapped and then some nipple clamps are attached. She's then tied over a bench, whipped and spanked. She's then stood up, a neck strap is attached and this is roped to the ceiling, along with her arms. More tit slapping and then a dildo hanging from a hook is installed in her vagina with more whipping and slapping to follow. Blondie's not happy and her mascara runs. Some suspension follows, her hands and ankles tied to the ceiling and she's again whipped and some dildo play. Finally she is tied on all fours to a frame on the floor, and a dildo machine is used (rather gently I thought) with a bit of light whipping before she is returned to her cage. B-

104 Service apres-vente: In a homely scene, GT is sitting comfortably by the fire with his mask and long haired wig on smoking a cigar, presumably his normal mode of relaxing. He's bored as his television is broken. At least I assume it is as the television repair girl arrives with her tool box (which, some might regret, plays no further part in the proceedings). She's dressed in a boiler suit and hat. Maybe she's late because GT cuffs her hands behind her back and ties them to the ceiling. He then sits down and gradually removes the boiler suit (and hat thank goodness), of course mauling her at the same time; this is surely a nicer idea for entertainment from his chair then any TV programme. Once blondie is naked he decides arms over head is a better position and then mauls, slaps and fiddles with her voluptuous body - yes, this is a very nice idea.

A bit of cropping and then she's stood on two stools, legs apart, still arms over head. A whipping, installation of two labia clips and chain and more whipping follow. Clips removed, the girl is suspended horizontally from the ceiling face down and Gerard slaps her breast, also using spiked gloves, spiked pads, and lit candles to further torment her mammaries, along with mousetraps on her nipples. Finally she is suspended vertically legs up, whipped in private places and ending with the whip handle shaped like a dildo inserted in her pussy. For sock fetishists, she keeps her little white ones on all the time. B+

101 La Lettre Part 1: Isabelle arrives at GT's flat dressed like a business woman. Her coiffured black hair looks like a wig. She hands GT a letter (la lettre - impressed with my French?) and proceeds to his punishment room where she undresses down to a basque and stockings. This reveals her larger then average breasts, ideal material for Mr. T's ministrations. He gets her to jump about a bit so her breasts flop around then ties her arms over head (revealing hairy armpits), places ten clothes pegs on each breast and instructs her to shake them. With the pegs still attached he unties her and she has to do more jumping whilst holding her hands over her head. Tied up again, pegs removed for tit slapping. Isabelle is now put on a table on her knees, hands tied to a bar with a spiked mat under her dangling tits. She's spanked and whipped. Still on the table her tits are placed in a Workmate (a vice like device) which is tightened. More arse whipping and spiked glove work on her breasts. Still in the Workmate, her breasts are tied and lightly cropped. B+

203 La Lettre 2: More of the same. Isabelle has more naturally looking light brown hair and the same underwear. This time the punishment includes some pussy teasing with a pipe cleaner (no insertion), clothes pegs on her labia, and a session where she is on her knees on the table and held between to bars, bent over with her hands above her head so that her substantial breasts are left hanging, an obvious invitation for GT to do his worst. On the bars are spiked balls on chains and if Isabelle wobbles her breasts around these balls strike them. Why should she move her breasts? Well, GT has cunningly placed some lit candles underneath them! Not content with this he whips her arse. Later he has her tied on her back although whilst she's lost the basque and stockings (good) she's gained a slip (bad) but this soon moves from the most interesting areas. He whips her all over then ties a rope to her breasts, loops it over a beam and pulls on it. The result is that Isabelle is pulled upwards. A little tit cropping and whipping follow. B-

Isabelle also appears, with her breasts, in 205 Hard Exercises.

204 Underground Dreams: Just a brief mention of this film. At one stage, GT decides that Anita needs washing (perhaps he's read my 'smell' post). She is naked and appears to be tied. With his shirt off GT soaps Anita all over but it seems her breasts are particularly dirty and require lots of attention. The shirt off GT is not a nice feature but a bonus is the bathroom has a large mirror and Anita's disapproving facial reactions can be seen in this. Because of her response I found this very sexy. Later Gerard espies a stiff bristle brush (that you would normally use on a carpet) and decides to use it on Anita. This is not done roughly but it still doesn't look too pleasant. Unfortunately for this operation, GT is naked, which I found a step too far!

There's a short summary of all his films here:

http://www.gerardtitsman.com/orderV.html

However I don't think the DVDs are currently available.

So, to summarize, you won't get anything that can be truly described as torture, and no rape or forced orgasms. Where there's bondage it's only mild and the only semi intense scenes are in the films I've described. Generally I think his site is worth the $20 though as you do get lovely girls and some good situations (if your name has some connection with breasts, you'll have no choice of course).

It's never enough though is it! For me, I wish he had employed his fellow countrymen Godfrey du Spank and Gordon le 'Forced' Orgasm.


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