Maybe it's because I have been watching a lot of bad porn lately. But this recently viewed "mainstream film" was the best I'd seen in a long time. Lots of Gimp-worthy material. This was probably the best since that "Fat Bottom Sadie" movie or whatever it was called with Jenna Haze. And this one is better.

Overall: The girls are cute. The lighting, production values are excellent. There are well-thought-out fetish elements galore. And it's all Gimpness, and excellent deep throat, and lots of anal and A2M and all kinds of such goodness. It is 2 hours and 40 minutes, a lot of value for the $$$. For extras, besides trailers and stills, there are about 20 minutes of behind the scenes with some more action, and with lots of talk about first (Gimp) times, very sexy stuff. And a surprising revelation about one of the girls and how she might act differently in her R/L with people. Interesting.

First Act: Riley Shy. Never seen her before. Very cute, with an especially tight body. Her car broke down on a lonely road in the desert. Two guys drive by and offer to "help." The tying is not shown, but next you see her they have stripped her, tied a rope around her neck, put clothespins on her nipples, ball-gagged her, and tied her hands behind her back with electrical tape. They tie her to their truck' bumper and force her to run behind and keep up with it. Then they stop and fuck her briefly in the desert and then in a house, where they make her crawl into. Lots of face and titty slapping, gagging with cock, fucking. This scene alone was an A+

Second Act: Isis Love. The only clunker scene in the flik. Never seen this girl before either, but she was so-so in attractiveness. The scene started with a lot of promise as she crawled out of a cage, played with a lot of fetish gear, cuffs, a swing. But then the scene crashed and nose-dived, a guy showed up and it became all about her squirting and him sucking toes and wimpy as hell. This scene a D. If I ever make a compilation out of this disk for my own archive this scene gets cut. The only clunker here.

Third Act: Samantha Sin. Never seen her before either. (I don't get around much). But, wow. I will definitely be looking for more stuff from her. I didn't think this movie could have a scene that topped Riley Shy's scene, but this one did it. The girl is gorgeous. And I love what the producers did here with the fetishy colors, the whole scene is like some pink and white creamy ice cream cone. She's got bleached blond hair (but it looks great, not like washed out Barbie) and wears pink and white fetishy clothing, e.g. long white gloves, pink mini-skirt. She's wearing pink eye shadow, a pink collar, pink lipstick, pink tape over her mouth. This is the sexiest use of mouth tape I have ever seen. It makes her mouth have a camel toe. It's dripping sexy - you've got to see it to believe it.

The scene started with an upside down suspension, legs tied to a spreader bar but hands free, with a music sound-track over it, no voices. After the disappointment of the second act I thought that might be all to it and I was ready to be disappointed again, but no, that was just prelude. Then the real scene starts. Two guys, lots of dominance, slapping, fucking all holes. One guy has a really long dick, and she can deep throat him more easily than just about any actress I can think of. Her deep throat skills are incredible. You know how most girls are turning a little red, and gasping a little for air, and tears are starting at the corners of their eyes? A normal physiological reaction for any woman asked to do something as intrusive as deep throat fucking. But not this girl, she just stays easily, calmly composed, pretty and pink throughout. Maybe she isn't human, maybe she's a beautiful space alien. Or maybe it is just good editing.

There's also an intense tit-whipping scene where her hands are cuffed behind her with pink cuffs tied to an overhead pulley. This is one of those girls who is such a sexually perfect being it makes you wonder why all girls can't be like this, whether this is what Plato meant when he talked about perfect forms, or whether she is one of those few sent here periodically by God to remind us that perfection is possible. Believe it or not, I rate this scene an A++

Fourth Act: Charlotte Vale. Okay, I really need to get out more, because this girl is new to me, too. The fetishy elements again are great. Here, the theme is all red and black leather, plus she is wearing a neck collar that reads "Fuck Me." Funny. Also like the preceding scene, this one starts a little slowly, but intensifies satisfyingly. Like all the scenes (except wimpo # 2) lots of face and titty slapping. When it gets to the good stuff she is cuffed AOH standing on a platform and the guy fucks her pussy and ass. It's rare to see AOH bondaged ass-fucking, especially in a mainstream film with such high production values. Usually it's seen in some washed out scene in some phony-looking dirty basement faux dungeon. Aw, snap, it lasted too little. Now she's bent over some leather sawhorse for some untied fucking. But wait! It's not just any old untied fucking, it's wildly intense ass pounding, A2M, slapping, deep throats, curious psychological mind-play, a hot scene. Who needs bondage with a scene this hot? This scene, yet another A

Fifth Act: Harmony Rose. Okay, finally an actress I recognize. I've always had mixed feelings about Harmony. Like a lot of porn actresses her face is a little more buttery than her body (compensation, anybody?) And her body is fine, but a little more thick than I usually like. I much prefer the ultra-tight young girl body of Act One's Riley Shy. So for me, a Harmony scene is made or broken by its hotness.

This scene is pretty hot. Her husband is away, she lusts for the gardener. She puts on a blindfold and a black bridle gag, plays with herself on the couch. Gardener comes in, starts immediately throat fucking her, slapping, choking, ass, the usual greatness. I give this scene a B+ only because she is not in bondage, and also because I prefer a different look to the actress. YMMV.

So there you have it. My grade overall? An A+ for this movie.

Disclaimer: I received no compensation for making this review. In fact, I had to pay them ... for the movie. This is the first Jake Malone movie I have seen. I'll be looking for more. Hopefully the people who hate America and belong more in the Middle East than here won't be putting his ass in jail like Max Hardcore.