A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


Chain Saw

Reviewed by John Galt


Well, I haven't seen any decent GIMP flicks lately, but I have checked out a few GIMP-worthy web sites upon which I can report just in case anyone is interested. Based on comments on this forum, I decided to look into the newly rejuvenated Brutal Violence web site.

As I reported earlier, the site is simply recycling content originally shot for Brutal Violence years ago. Unfortunately, they began with a handful of updates and are adding to the site more-or-less weekly. I joined for one month and there were weekly updates three of the four weeks. The updates consist of original video content, broken down into three or more parts. Annoyingly, each part has a title at the start and an "End of Part X" tag at the end. So in case you want to join them into a single movie, you still have the intervening titles and tag lines. You cannot edit them out, because they are superimposed over the action, and removing them would remove entire segments of the video.

On the plus side, the typical Brutal Violence video clip features rape or assault content, or "angry boyfriend teaching his bitch girlfriend a lesson" type scenarios. The women are generally attractive with a nice variety of body types. Bondage is almost always involved, and gagging is not uncommon. The simulation of violence and pain is good, although the effects appear fairly transparent when they attempt too much. Chain Saw was a recent good example of a Brutal Violence video, showcasing its strengths and weaknesses. So herewith is a review of Chain Saw.

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Chain Saw (Brutal Violence Video Clip)

We begin this four-part video with two minutes of a bald guy cleaning up his shop area, during which he gets a phone call. A car horn signals the arrival of another guy with a bound girl in his car trunk. They haggle over the price and almost come to blows until bald guy pays him more money. Come on. Who orders up a kidnapped girl without agreeing on a price first? Anyway, this all takes four minutes, until finally the car is driving away and the bald guy is pushing the girl into his shop. I'm not a videographer, but I do write some fiction and I am confident I could have gotten us to bound kidnapped girl in shop in under a minute. We're four minutes into a five and a half minute clip and so far no zip. If I had the option of paying per clip, I would have given this clip a pass as a nothing time filler.

And you know what else? Bald guy has one of those thin vertical "beards" running down the middle of his chin. I'm sorry, but when I see one of those stupid-ass tall-and-skinny soul patch things I always think to myself that it belongs above a clit running up toward a flat, tight belly, and not running down the middle of some guy's chin. If he wasn't bald, he would also probably have "I'm a dickhead" shaved into the side of his close-cropped hair.

So that's how I feel about that.

The girl is a dark haired babe with a duct tape gag and her hands tied loosely in front of her. Where she could have taken off the gag and screamed for help during the drive there. But whatever. She is wearing a black turtle neck sweater with no sleeves, a bare midriff, tight low-cut jeans and pointy black heels. Bald guy hits her in the face, then directs her to a wall. She demurs, so her pushes her over there. Then he pulls her over to his workbench, against another wall. They didn't spend a lot of time choreographing this scene. He unties her hands and tells her to undress. When she doesn't immediately comply, he bangs a hammer on the workbench. She pulls the sweater over her head, undoes and removes her bra, and pulls down her pants, although she struggles to get them off over her heels as we end Part One.

Part Two begins as she gets her pants off, obscured by the "Part Two" title screen. She then removes her panties and stands there naked and duct tape gagged as bald guy bangs his hammer on the bench. That's not a metaphor, by the way. He is actually banging a hammer on the bench.

The girl is very attractive. Nice, firm round breasts and a slender but shapely body. She is barefoot and has what at first looks like a thin pubic thatch, but actually is stubble. She shaves but apparently has been in the trunk so long she has the pubic equivalent of a five o'clock shadow. Or something. The camera travels up and down her body a few times, and it is a nice scenic tour. She has a nice habit of always trying to keep one hand in front of her crotch to cover herself, which is a nice victim touch. Bald guy forces her to her knees, and she keeps one hand between her legs until he orders her to raise both hands up over her head, which she does. He walks around her. He gropes her. He twists her nipple and slaps her tit. He grabs and pulls her hair. He pulls the duct tape gag off her mouth. So now she is not bound or gagged in any way, just on her knees weakly holding her arms over her head. It is a pretty lame sequence. Made even lamer when he pulls her up and drags her across the room and we see that she is a good foot taller than he is.

Suddenly, she is tied bent forward over a vise table, with her nice round breasts hanging down between two boards that can be (and eventually are) vised together to squeeze her tits. Her wrists are tied to the front legs and a rope over her back holds her bent over. Her ankles are tied to the back legs. In the one short scene (toward the end) where we get to see her entire body, she looks very nice bent over naked like that. He spanks her, plays with her tits, squeezes the vise more, then takes out his dick and tells her to say hello. At this point, the model breaks character and smiles. That few seconds should have been excised by an attentive editor. Part Two ends with her sucking his cock.

Part Three begins with bald guy forcing her to suck his cock by pulling and pushing on her hair, He makes her lick and suck his cock in what turns out to be a nice forced oral sex scene. She doesn't gag or anything, which would have made it awesome, but it is hot. Then bald guy steps around behind her and fucks her from the back. It is a nice, hard fucking scene, and she makes nice pained victim noises. Great facial expression.

Sudden jump to the girl bent over a log held in place by an "X" shaped device. Her legs are pulled apart and held aloft, and she is face down. It is kind of a nice position, with her head and tits hanging down in front. All in all, an inventive bondage position, with lots of potential for sexual use and abuse. Then Part Three ends, and with it all that potential.

Part Four begins with her in the same position (which you can barely make out because the scene title does such an exceptionally good job of obscuring the scene itself), but then suddenly she is tied in a different position. They don't waste any time with tying or untying or transitioning, but they spend four fucking minutes in the first act while bald guy putters around his work shop? Okay, I'll let it go.

So now she is tied in a seated position with her hands pulled up over her head, wrists tied together, knees pulled up and apart, and ankles tied down. Her body is kind of slumped backward, with a rope high around her waist to hold her down. Bald guy walks up with a staple gun and a log and demonstrates how the staple guns shoots staples into the log. Then he runs the staple gun over her breast and around her nipple and as the music swells really loud, he moves it down between her legs and staples her belly about two inches above her slit. And it looks authentic, with blood swelling up from the insertion wounds. Pretty fucking amazing. She cries out loudly but doesn't scream bloody murder. Oh well.

When the camera shows her face, she is obviously in some pain and is sweating profusely, which is one of my personal favorite things. Tortured babes are hot, but tortured babes bathed in nervous perspiration are really hot. We get to watch her face and upper body while she screams and jumps as we hear the snick of the staple gun and when the camera pans down he has stapled her in the soft flesh between upper leg and torso (one of the "V" sides of the pubic "V"). There's a funky picture spinning vertically scene transition for no apparent reason except maybe the editor learned how to do it and decided this was as good a place as any to show off. Idiot. Then we get to see the girl looking on in fear as the bald guy staples the other side of her "V." A close up of her shaved-but-stubbly pussy shows blood welling up and coagulating at the other two staple sites. Bald guy moves in one more time and staples her at the very top of her slit. She is whimpering and quivering in the aftermath of her stapling ordeal.

Suddenly, with no transition, she is bent over and he is fucking her from the back again. You can see the bloody staple wounds between her legs. Her tits and bouncing furiously. She is making noises consistent with rough and painful sex. It is a graphic sex scene, marred only by her lack of strict bondage. Her wrists are tied together, but basically she is just standing bent over a bench while he fucks her.

Another sudden transition-less jump and she is bound seated on the floor while he forces her to suck his cock until he comes on her face and into her open mouth. Nice close up of her shiny, sweat-covered face.

This would have been a good enough ending, but you might have found yourself asking, But where's the chain saw? Bald guy comes walking into the scene with a chainsaw roaring and the hot babe is tied standing with her wrists tied together above her head and her legs tied spread wide apart. He brandishes the chain saw in front of her and she looks appropriately terrified. He revs it in front of her chest as she stares at it and screams. We close in on her face as she watches it descend and move up between her legs.

Then the camera shifts focus a lot between her screaming face and upper body and a full length view as bald guy jumps the saw up between her legs and it is a pretty fair illusion that he is cutting her, although honestly, in my opinion, if he had her screams would have been more vociferous by at least a magnitude and her body would have been jerking with the accompanying tearing action. They should have gotten me to write better stage directions. We end with a view of her blood-splattered crotch but unfortunately when the camera wanders upward we basically see her standing there calm and obviously posed. I wasn't expecting real chainsaw damage to her crotch, but it would have been nice to maintain the illusion.

I think this video update is Brutal Violence at its best. Yes, too much time was wasted in a needlessly lengthy set-up. There was poor choreography and stage direction. Some inventive bondage situations mixed with some extremely lame ones. Jarring jumps between scenes. But very pretty and sexy women. Questionable men, all of whom seem to be very short. (Not that there's anything wrong with that.) Even so, the stapling scene was absolutely incredible, and I am 99 and 44/100ths percent sure she was actually stapled. I am just as sure her pussy was not actually chain sawed, but it was a fairly convincing sequence that a more talented editor might have made sensational. But oh well. This particular Brutal Violence video is the only "keeper" I have seen to date, but it will definitely go into regular rotation with my favorites.

Most of the videos on the site are in RM format, although some are WMVs. All of them are broken into smaller parts (usually three or four) with those annoying titles obscuring the picture at the beginning of each segment. The picture quality is decent, although the RM videos look like they were shot in 320x240 so unless you watch them at that size they look pretty bad.

One-update-a-week appears to be more of a guideline than a promise to members. Plus, all of these updates are old. No new content is being added to this web site. As of this writing, there are 23 updates on the web site. Unless you are anxious to see a specific update, I would strongly recommend waiting for them to get some more updates posted. I would give Chain Saw an enthusiastic B, but most of the videos would rate in the mediocre C range at the most.


My Grade: B

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