Saw Knockout Bondage 6, and Bound and Gagged 9, on DVD from Anton Productions. Boring. KOB6 at least had a similar theme as the much better KOB7, but there was much less nudity, no suspense, pretty flat movie. I'd give it a C.

Anton's B&G9 gets a D-minus. Rarely have I seen such a pathetic bondage film. First of all, what was up with all the non-nudity and pantyhose fetish? I hate pantyhose. I hate the look of it, the way it covers up a woman's legs and makes them look ugly. I hate the artificial Teflon feel of it. I hate the bizarre ugly appearance at the crotch. YMMV. But in any event, this film should have been labeled "Nylon Pantyhose Fetish Bondage" or something - that's all it was.

Plus, the "plot" as it was, was ridiculous. I can suspend my disbelief as well as the next guy, but come on. Four women are gagged and tied up in loose bondage (another pet peeve) fully clothed in a room with their hands behind their backs, wriggling around a little bit. Oh, and wearing dresses and pantyhose. (Did I remember to mention pantyhose?) The villain leaves the room, and one of the women tried to untie the other woman's hands for what seems like hours -- with her feet. Yes, her feet. Her perfectly good hands, which she could easily move and manipulate and reach the other woman's hands with, would have removed those bonds in about half a second, but oh no, the genius decides using her feet might work better instead. For oh, maybe 20 minutes (or at least it seemed like it). For what possible ungodly reason could the director of this thing have wanted to spend 20 ridiculous minutes on this attempt by feet to undo hands? Hmmm, could it have been because they were encased in a certain type of fabric? My god, yes! That was it - PANTY FRICKING HOSE. Dammit, if you want to make pantyhose fetish films, get out of the bondage industry, you're just getting in the way. Errrgh. This movie aggravated me so much, forget the D-minus. An F makes more sense.

There's plenty more ridiculousness, that's just the tip of the iceberg. Like there's the scene where the pantyhose -- um, ahem, I mean the girls -- are locked in a closet, but the director can't figure out how to film in a closet, or simulate one, so he opens the door so he can show them squirming, and then closes it again before the villain comes back, so the villain can fling open the closet door on the scared pantyhose. It's too bad for words, like an amateur was purposely trying to make a bad film. About pantyhose. Hmm, I dunno, maybe I've been a bit harsh. This was probably the director's kid's project for Film Class 101 or something. I guess we should encourage the little nipper and not criticize him so much.