Dirty Deeds – 2011

Monicka Jaymes and Max Coxxx

Let me get my biases out of the way before I start this review. 1st: I love black women and wish we saw a lot more of them in GIMP and snuff films. 2nd: I'm not that fond of Max. His appearance limits the type of role he can play – I don't buy him as a manager in Teen Idol 2, for example, and his reluctance to take off his pants makes me wonder what he has tattooed on his ass. Chris Brown spoiled me for films from the Peachy Keen And Friends Empire.

That said, let's get to the film.

Monicka is in her “office” (a sparse cubicle in otherwise empty room) when Max comes up behind her. After a VERY weak and ineffective struggle, Monicka is cable-tied, hands (behind her back – YAY!), then feet, then hog-tied. Max lifts her over his shoulder and carries her off.

At 1:46, she's dumped on a table back at his lair. He takes off her blouse and skirt (no bra or panties, though – what office does she work at???). She's wearing white thigh-high stockings and about 3-4 inch heels. At 2:28, she's tied with her back on the table and knees tied to her chest and her pussy available for easy access. She's sporting a small green ball-gag that will fill her mouth until near the end of the video.

She cries a bit (very nice) and attempts to struggle (too late now, girl!). At 3:30, the shocking begins. All shocking is done with a set of jumper cables, one end grounded and the other grabbing a large sponge. The sponge appears dry now (that will change). She's shocked in the stomach on the neck and on the pussy, then on the neck again. Monicka sells this very well, fluttering her hands while the juice is on, and gasping and moaning when it's off.

At 4:40, the Hitachi Wand comes out, and Max gets her good and wet, as she cries some more. Max rapes her until 8:30, with the wand vibing her clit. Monicka is CLEARLY not enjoying this (yay!). (There's one tight shot of her mouth and neck, but not her eyes. Points deducted for that.) She's left to whimper and moan until 9:00.

We start with her legs tied wide apart on a spreader bar, up to her juicy ass (and nice pussy shot here), to find her face down on the table, arms stretched in front of her.

She's left to wiggle and moan until 9:58, when she's hit with the flogger. Max lands some very nice shots on her tight ass, and she yelps with each hit. I had to deduct a few points because in the side view, her face is obscured by shadows (great band name, huh?). Geez, Max, “windows to the soul” ring any bells? Anyhoo, He whaps her until 11:53, when he sets down the flogger and opens up her pussy,and at 12:14, fucks her from the rear until 13:14.

At 13:21, Monicka is tied in an X, arms and legs stretched very nicely, but sans heels.

Just the pose says “Pain!”. Ms Jaymes is a beautiful young woman, and this pose shows her off extremely well. Her breasts are round and firm, all natural and just the size I like. The camera explores her luscious body until Max comes back at 14:11, Hitachi in hand. He strokes her breasts (like any real man would do) and puts his hand around her neck. He squeezes for a moment or two before putting the Hitachi between her legs and rubbing her clit. He kisses her cheek and fondles her breast. He opens her lips wide before sucking her nipple. He swats her butt and pulls her nipple with his teeth. Ms Jaymes is having orgasm after orgasm, but it is nowhere near pleasure, especially when Max sinks two fingers into her pussy. He finger-fucks her, keeping the Hitachi on her clit. The pussy torture goes on until 18:36, the shortest 4 ½ minutes of the video. There's one very short bit where Max is behind her, wand on her clit and his other hand squeezing her neck. If I has the funds, she would be strangled (garrote, of course) to death in just this position! So very, very hot.

At 18:47, the jumper cables and sponge reappear, this time with a container of water. The sponge is repeatedly soaked before being applied, so Monicka acquires a nice sheen of water which looks lovely on her naked body. Max runs the sponge across her body – down her side, across her taut stomach, down her legs, etc. Again, Monicka does a great job portraying a woman in agony, writhing in her bonds and jiggling to great effect. The zapping goes on until 21:23, and we pan until 22:05 (including some GREAT face shots) when Monicka is tied in the last position of the film.

She's tied in another X, this one with arms and legs about shoulder-width apart, and the top held in place with a with a “patibulum” (the top-piece of a cross, for those of you who aren't Red Feline fans). The ball-gag is gone, but the stockings remain. She takes a moment or two to survey her newest predicament, before Max comes back at 23:07.

He re-inserts the ball-gag, and runs a large “movie-knife” (excuse me, “hunting” knife) over her body. He threatens to slit her throat and to cut off her nipples, but thankfully does neither. She agrees to suck him off in exchange for her life, so he frees one hand and removes the gag. She takes out his cock and sucks it – it's an excellent blow-job. Max claims to have cum in her mouth, but we don't see it, so we don't know if he did or not (a face as lovely as hers should have been creamed anyway, so points deducted here as well).

[Those not into the death fetish should stop reading here and jump to the conclusion]

At 29:59, her hand is retied, and she's stabbed in the gut and the knife jiggled a bit. This is, beyond any question, the WORST moment of the film. There's no “Ugggh!”, and we don't see her face until the knife is pulled about 19 seconds later. For a company that specializes in death-fetish movies, this is inexcusable. She coughs and cries, and as is usual in PKAFE, there is no definitive moment of death, no tense and release that I for one love in a death scene. She gently rolls her head to one side and stops crying at 32:00, which is when she dies, I suppose. One last pan of her corpse, with a small trickle of blood from the stab-wound down her side, and an even smaller one from her mouth, lasts 2 minutes and takes us to the credits.

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