She's Crushed
(2009)
Originally released as Crushed, but released
on DVD as She's Crushed,
the
movie begins eerily enough, in black and white, with the sound of a
crying woman, flashes of bound wrists and blood splashing on the floor,
a woman tied standing with her face covered in blood as a man protests,
"I won't do it!" even though he goes on to strangle the bloodied woman
by hand. Cut to titles, which display over a background of gaudily lit
scenes of a scantily clad female body on the ground, I think. It has
that over-lit and over-colored quality I associate with bad 70s movies.
The movie is about a psycho gal (Tara) with a high nasally voice
that grates and a nose that gives Sarah Jessica Parker a run for her
money. She obsesses on this guy (Ray) and pretty much destroys his
life. He is a dweeb with a bitch for a girlfriend (Maddy) and everyone
in his life is unlikeable. This is a movie with no sympathetic
characters. And it is filmed in a wholly pedestrian manner. It hits you
over the head with impending doom. It is tiresome.
We get to watch Tara shave her underarm hair with a butcher knife,
so if you don't like underarm hair, yay. We
also witness her doing a job search on the telephone during which she
has a meltdown, the scariest part of which is that one of the jobs she
was applying for was at a daycare.
Ray gets drunk. Tara picks him up. He wakes up the next morning in
bed with her. She walks up to him the next day. He says we need to
talk. She asks if he's breaking up with her. It turns out Tara is on
some kind of medication and her counselor/doctor is fucking her. You
just know how this is going to go.
It takes 22 minutes until we see Tara go postal, when she walks up
to
Ray and a coworker and starts to talk about how Ray tied her up and
slapped her around and told her to piss herself. If that had happened,
it might have made watching this flick to this point worthwhile. It did
not, of course.
So Ray picks up his girlfriend's
son from school and
talks to this pretty girl and Tara sees them. At 26:30 we see that girl
covered in blood with a cloth gag in her bleeding mouth, tied in a
chair, with rivulets of blood running down her legs. Tara is cutting
her with a scalpel. Then she stabs her a few times. She kicks the chair
over backwards and straddles her and next thing we know Tara is
stepping into the shower, covered in blood. While she is showering, we
get speeded-up flashbacks to her slashing the girl.
At 30:30, we find out via
flashbacks that Tara was raped,
but the entire 30-second sequence is shot in quick flashes of blurry
close-ups with other angles superimposed over the primary picture, so
it is pretty unsatisfying. Then there's a quick-cut sequence of Tara in
her underwear in a bare room, being held captive maybe. There's a
picture of a butcher knife in her mouth with blood pouring out. She
pulls one of her own teeth and blood oozes out. Then we see her in a
hospital, rocking back and forth so the whole prisoner-in-the-room bit
was likely all a hallucination.
At about 40 minutes in, we see Ray's boss in the trunk of his car as
Tara stabs her a few more times to finish her off. When Ray pulls out
his phone to call the police, Tara hits herself, tears her own clothes,
and says she'll tell the police that Ray raped and killed his boss,
then tried to do the same to her. So they bury her, which gives Tara
the opportunity to mangle the body with the shovel and once again she
ends up covered in blood.
At 45:30 we see Ray's buddy from
Iraq doing coke and
having sex with a hot blond wearing only panties (only nudity in this
flick). Tara shows up, kills the guy (he's in a wheelchair), attacks
the girl, beats her senseless, then stuffs her hand down the garbage
disposal and turns it on, then stomps her unconscious. She drags her
into another room, and we get to see the backside of her body (she's
wearing a thong). Next we see Tara taking the claw end of a hammer to
the girl's mouth and prying out her teeth one by one.
She picks up and murders Ray's (male) coworker in a particularly
gruesome
fashion. Then she picks up and kills Cassie, another of Ray's
coworkers, thinking it is his girlfriend, Maddy. Then Maddy comes along
while Tara is holding Ray prisoner, so Tara gets the drop on Maddy. It
is 1:02:00 into the movie. We're all in Tara's basement. Ray is tied to
a chair. Maddy is tied AOH.
Tara cuts her own stomach with a butcher knife. Then she tears off
Maddy's dress (leaving her in a huge
white bra and what looks like running
shorts), and at some point cuts Maddy's stomach, but we only see the
bloody cut afterward.
The next segment is done in
short blackouts. Tara proceeds to skin Maddy's legs. She slices her
with the knife. She drives a spike through both of her feet into the
floor, then uses a blowtorch to burn her toes. Then she cuts off her
toes with the knife. Then she bashes her toes with a hammer. (Tara
hates feet!) Finally,
Tara suggests that if Ray really loved Maddy, he would kill her to end
the suffering. Maddy asks Ray to kill her. Ray takes the knife to kill
her, but cuts her down instead. Maddy gets the jump on Tara, but Tara
grabs the knife and stabs Maddy in the stomach, killing her. The
torture and murder of Maddy took ten and a half minutes, although
there's a time out in the middle when Tara's doctor comes to the door.
Tara goes on
to murder Maddy's adolescent son and then eventually murder Ray. Oops.
I should have said "spoiler alert!"
If you like torture porn, then you might like this movie. I did not
like it at all. The GIMP stuff was not titillating in the least, just
lots of blood and violence and screaming and not enough GIMP nudity
(which was all from only one girl) and absolutely no GIMP sex.
Plus, Tara creeped me out. To review: There was the hand in the garbage
disposal
bit. Various slashings, stabbings and murders of extraneous characters.
And of
course, ten and a half minutes of slicing, knifing, skinning, driving
spikes through feet, burning toes with a blowtorch, slicing off toes
and bashing the mutilated feet with a hammer on one female victim,
which counts as a lot of GIMP. But, you know, it was not fun. I will
grudgingly give this a C
on technical GIMP (not enough
nudity), but an F
for personally exciting GIMP.
It just was not my
thing.
This was an unpleasant experience for me. Your mileage may vary, and
in fact I suspect for a few well-known contributors, it will. So enjoy.