A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


Shallow Ground

Reviewed by DHT


Sometimes they do nice things for us...

Such a thing is SHALLOW GROUND, a new release (in mid-2005) available now at BBUSTER and HOLLYWOOD and others.

Typical of these low budget indie horror flicks, we have some blank faced protagonists, a forest setting, some slasher/s, and some ghosts or whatever. Once again some closet nutcase has made his dream come true and made the exact same film 20 others have made in the past few years...as a movie this is pretty dull. But be kind to this man, because we owe him big...

Not because the film has 4 different women bound b&g. Two of those are seconds long (but one is still good), one (a pudgy faced blonde) is flashed throughout the movie, she's okay, whatever, ...2 of those scenes may disturb many, knife play, serial killer type stuff, I wasn't thrilled....

BUT. Two words, one name... NATALIE AVITAL. Never seen her before. Want to see her again (in any capacity.) Plays a paramedic, abducted in the woods about 50 minutes in or so,

Hung naked (except for realistically dirty pink panties) by her wrists off the ground from a tree in the woods, struggles like crazy, VERY WELL cleave-gagged in a good long scene, and CLOSE UPS to knock your EYES out of your HEADS. She is perfect and the scene is outstanding.

She is killed, off camera. This is unfortunate, a waste of her talent, but her bondage scene is more than enough to make this movie a winner... for us anyway.

(Putz alert later in the movie, more toward the end.)


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