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Ok, here is MY review of Resurrection County... first, my grade: Z-, its the last letter of the alphabet, so I can't give it a lower grade, I wish that I could. I HATED this flick with a passion, one of the reasons being the cover art... the girl bound on the cover is not in the movie in any way... so that's STRIKE ONE. Spoiler alert!! I'm going to reveal all in what follows, so if spoilers bother you, stop reading.
Ok... still with me? Let's continue, shall we?
I am so sick of retread, redneck, inbred torture porn. Its been done, and done and done, and this movie does it, and does it badly.
First, there is some GREAT bondage is this movie... bent over a sawhorse and threatened with rape, hung from hooks in a barn, oh, the list goes on... the problem is that it is all done to a putz. STRIKE TWO! If you've read my reviews before, you know my feelings on that.
Now, there are two women in this movie, one of them is moderately attractive... with SHORT red hair. I hate short hair on a woman... I need something to hold onto when I'm taking her from behind.
The other girl has long hair, a pretty face, and from the TEASE given us in this flick, a real kickin' body. Yes, she is made to strip to the waist at gun point, kneel, and put a shotgun in her mouth, while the redneck holds the butt of the gun at his crotch. She has tight abs, and what appears to be a nice rack, but we don't get to see, as her hands cover, or the camera angles change so that nothing is revealed.
I will say, that she kneels there, topless, with the gun in her mouth for a long, long time, and they really ramp up the tension. Now... I'm sitting there and thinking No! No don't do it. Why? because, to my absolute HORROR, I realize that if this damsel gets her head blown off, I'm stuck with the short haired, moderately attractive girl for the rest of the god damn movie. Now the guy does have two guns (he's a redneck, of course he has two guns), the shotgun and a pistol... so I'm just about to scream... shoot the redhead with the pistol... shoot the redhead with the pistol!
Finally, BANG! and you guessed it, He kills the hot chick.... very graphically. And folks, at that point that's STRIKE THREE, you pretty much can just shut off the movie, as there is NOTHING of interest, or originality from that point forward. If you want to see a putz tortured, the continue on... but the best I can say is to fast forward to the 36 min mark, watch the pretty girl forced to strip, and suck on a shotgun like it's a cock, and then, once she's killed, just turn it off.
That about sums it up, and at this point, I'm going to go rewatch Spaceship Horror. Take care fellow GIMPers and deviants, I hope I've saved you some time.
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