A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


Black Ribbon

Reviewed by Hiccup


Hey gang, Hiccup here with another rare find.

This one is called Black Ribbon (2007). It's an amateur attempt to make a horror movie. Briefly, an accomplished author moves to an old house. He buys a 100 year old typewriter that was owned by some devil worshipper and so is haunted.

The evil spirit in the typewriter comes into the body of the writer and he starts doing evil things. One of them is kidnapping Debbie D with the help of a mentally retarded black man who becomes his sidekick.

They carry her down to the basement after knocking her out, place her on a table and proceed to strip her naked and put handcuffs on her. This Debbie has a smoking hot body but she's a little bit of a butterface. For the rest of the movie she's naked and when the main character isn't raping her, tying her up, forcing her to use an old pot for a toilet he keeps her in a large dog cage.

I've mentioned before in my previous posts I enjoy GIMP scenes in mainstream movies because the acting is better. That's not the case here. The movie has an amateur feel that doesn't even hit student film level. If a woman wakes up naked and handcuffed in some guy's basement wouldn't you think she'd be totally freaking out? The redeeming thing to this film is Debbie is pretty hot and she is naked for the second half of the film.

If you're interested there are a couple of downloadable clips on the internet which are pretty good and there's also a trailer on youtube. I just think this thing could have been much better made. As it is I will only give it a B.


My Grade: B

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