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Doriana Gray (1976)

Jess Franco's Doriana Gray is a cinematic retelling of Oscar Wilde's The Picture of Dorian Gray, with typical Jess Franco modifications. The protagonist is a woman, Doriana, played by Franco muse Lina Romay. She is a nymphomaniacal lesbian sex vampire. The movie recounts her sexual appetites. She is mysteriously linked to a twin sister who is kept hidden away, so I thought perhaps some bondage might be involved.

There is a lot of 22-year-old Lina Romay nudity, including open-leg masturbation with finger sucking. (Insert KFC joke here.) When she isn't nude, Lina Romay is wearing a diaphanous (and completely see-through) pink gown. There is no point in this movie where Lina Romay is covered up.

So Doriana is visited by a former porn star (played by Peggy Markoff, who looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet) who wants a job and offers to "do anything" Doriana wants. This leads to X-rated carpet munching. The next day the porn star is discovered in the hotel elevator, dead, cause unknown. (Insert "going down" joke here.)

A journalist (Monica Swinn, who is not a young beauty, and I think looks vaguely masculine) interviews Doriana. They make out. Later, Doriana goes down on her manservant, Ziros. Still later, Ziros meets his girlfriend (a hot-looking blond Martine Stedil) at a hotel and engages in X-rated sex. Ziros leaves her splayed out on the bed, sleeping. Doriana appears and wakes her, and although she tells Doriana she is not into women, Doriana seduces her and we get another X-rated lesbian scene. The girl starts complaining that it hurts, and Ziros runs back into the room and holds her down, hand gagging her, while Doriana oral sexes her to death. It ends with the life force of the girl dripping out of Doriana's mouth like sex juice, or something.

While Doriana is inflicting the Muff Dive of Death, we see Doriana's twin sister (Lina Romay again, of course) flailing around, clawing at her fully exposed crotch, apparently feeling the fatal orgasm remotely. (If you've ever wondered what Lina Romay's vagina looks like, including long, lingering close-ups of her clitoris, this is your movie.)

Doriana has an X-rated sex encounter with Ziros, during which her sister writhes around in bed, remotely experiencing it all. Sadly for Ziros, Doriana ends up with not only a mouthful of his semen but also his life force. Ziros has been fellated to death.

The journalist is sleeping nude on top of her bed covers. Doriana walks in. The journalist has been expecting her. More X-rated lesbian sex, culminating in the journalist being eaten-out to death.

Meanwhile, at the clinic where Doriana's twin sister is being kept, the female nurse who looks after her finally succumbs to the sister's sexual entreaties and there's more X-rated lesbian sex. Doriana's sister does not suck the life force from her sex partners, and has really intense orgasms.

Finally, Doriana visits her sister, goes down on her, and gives her a fatal orgasm, killing her. And now Doriana can feel her own orgasms, and promptly masturbates herself to death.

Honestly, this had potential, most apparent in the scene where Ziros roughly holds down his girlfriend and hand gags her while Doriana sucks her to death. A few more scenes where the pretty female victim figures it out and needs to be held down, or even tied down, for fatal sex would have been awesome. But, no. As an X-rated Lina Romay sex movie, this rates a good solid B+. You practically got to see inside of her. But as a GIMP vehicle, it had only the one nice, 4-minute-long (!) scene with Ziros' girlfriend, so it is a C- at best. (Forced sex that ends in death, even if it is lesbian sex, is one of my favorite things.)