Well, the latest Maria Ozawa AV, Attackers RB-104, is available online.
Good news: It's Maria Ozawa. She can wax my flagpole anytime. It's definitely an Attackers AV. Great overall scenes and the background looks good. Don't be fooled by the cover art though. The ninja section lasts about 40 min at the start of the AV. The second section is at the hideout of the big boss (great use of scenery here, nothing looks too fake). Bondage, a riding crop, among other things are used...except for one item that they REALLY needed to use. Hint: we recently had a poll regarding it. Bad News: It's Maria Ozawa (her acting ability to be precise). I don't know how many scenes she can ruin just by overdoing it to the point of the viewer yelling "USE A GAG YOU IDIOTS!!!" at the guys on the screen. Major buzzkill when she's acting the same way when she's being stripped as when they're actually doing something to her. Scene 1: The head bad guys discuss how they have to capture Maria and have their nearest lackey do the job. She fights some ninja guys and is captured. The ninja bad guys' leader needs shibari lessons or should pay more attention in ninja school. She's helpless on the mat, hands shackled/tied to the bamboo above her head (see back cover) while he has his way with her. Stripped, fondled, humiliated, etc. Then the ninja bad guy decides to untie her when he decides to use her. Ooookay...bad idea. The camera goes black and white except for Maria's eyes which turn bright blue. Ninja guy looks into them starts spitting up blood and keels over, fade to black. The end of the scene shows the big boss' other lackeys discover the ninja numbnut's corpse on the mat, fade to black again, scene 2. Maria goes to the doctor's office to have a blood test. Bad move, the hospital doc is another lackey. She wakes up sitting in a chair (NOT TIED TO IT) while yet another bad guy tells her what he plans to do with her, blah blah, usual bad guy gloating. It's a dusty basement they're in. He forces her back into a room with a bed. She tries to fight him off but he punches her in the gut and she spits up what looks like the stuff she swallowed earlier from the ninja bad guy in scene 1. She ends up on the floor where the bad guy kicks her some more in the stomach (note the fake sounding kicks). He picks her up and drops her on the bed (more of the patented bad Maria Ozawa overacting here), and proceeds to fondle and strip her with a tanto knife and his bare hands. He strips her almost completely naked and does some nice ass-slapping for effect. He gets behind her and forces her to lick the knife (knife looks real enough).
More knifeplay as he forces her to stick out her tongue and he runs the blade over it like he's going to cut it off (her acting improves here...or maybe she isn't acting scared). More fondling (mind you, she's untied). He ends up doing her in different positions...including reverse cowgirl (oh yeah, really believable). He finishes on her face, scene goes black and white again, her eyes turn blue, he spits up blood and ends up on top of her as she also passes out from the "strain". The big boss and his top lieutenant enter and they decide to move Maria yet again, fade to black, scene 3. Scene 3: She's sweaty and naked except for high heels, her hands shackled above her head as the boss uses a riding crop on her butt (acting improves here again) and then fondles her, fade to black. The scene opens again with Maria bound on a lit table, arms behind her back, her left leg tied to her left thigh, shibari style. She's wearing a gas mask (guess the bad guys learned about the whole eye thing). The boss enters, fondles her for a bit before injecting her with a knockout drug. Fade to black. The scene opens again with Maria in a gray straightjacket sitting on a couch, the boss and lackeys surrounding her. Lots of fondling and vibrator play before she's untied and done on the big Persian rug on the floor. She appears to be drugged so it's a little more believable than the two previous scenes. At the end, the scene goes black and white, eyes turning blue blah blah and...fade to black. The last scene has her dressed and staggering away on an old bridge. She's grabbing her stomach as she slowly staggers along as the credits roll. End. The only thing I can really say is that if Maria Ozawa didn't overact her scenes it would have been better. Also, if the bad guys actually kept her tied up, things might have gone smoother and been more believable. Scenery looked great, bad guys acted more or less believable. Overall grade: B-......she needs to learn to act better and maybe keep us interested in the scene without having us wince every time she squeaks out a high pitched "Ie!" "Yada!".
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