BABY ENTERTAINMENT DDGB-017 (2004)

(Warning: My copy has the digital mosaic crap.)

Any heterosexual male (no offense LTL and A Canadian) familiar with Japanese TV will surely know about the mini-skirt police. They are sexy Japanese women dressed in blue plastic police uniforms with ultra-short skirts. Unfortunately for GIMPers, the women on TV usually just pranced around and gave the occasional panty crotch shot. Hence the need for something like Baby Entertainment's DDGB-017. I think title translated into English is something like "Women's Torture Clinic."

The film stars Mai (I can't translate her full name), a tall slim woman with dyed brownish hair who is billed as one of the former real mini-skirt police on TV. She is interviewed in normal clothes, gives us some ass and crotch shots in the mini-skirt police outfit outdoors, is seen in some foreplay action in red lingerie, is interviewed again in a car, gives more crotch shots, continues the foreplay, talks to the camera again, then ... OK, guys. we get it. She fucking hot.

After a few minutes, which seemed like an eternity, we finally get to the action. Well, almost.

Mai's led into the torture clinic wearing a short skirt, orange top and black knee-high boots. Once in the operating room, she stares nervously at the gyno table. Three guys in operating greens, headed by a long-haired dude wearing shades, take her to another room with a bed.

She lies down on the bed, and the long-haired doctor rubs Mai's long legs and eventually lifts her skirt. He then pulls down her white panties, lathers up her pubes and trims her beaver while the others hold her down. She's uncomfortable and resists a bit.

Mai, still fully clothed, is flipped onto her stomach and has her legs and hands tied behind her back in red tape. Doc lifts up her skirt, caresses her ass, and sticks a syringe (maybe containing an aphrodisiac) in her butt. We get the old split-screen that shows her reaction, which is more a look of disgust and confusion, but no real close-up of her butt. The doctors caress her softly and leave her there.

Next, Mai is still fully clothed but on her back on a gyno table, her arms over her head in leather cuffs and her legs taped together. They fondle and rub her, poking her occasionally with their fingers, for way, way too long.

Long-haired doc pulls out a purple mini-vibrator and dangles it over her body, letting it touch once in a while. Her struggle intensifies somewhat when it gets near her pussy. The other guys pull out a red vibrator and a silver vibrator and copy the action of their leader.

One of the doctors, who probably went to art school instead of medical school, uses two paint brushes to rub her face.

With the vibrators really humming now, the medical team finally lifts up Mai's skirt and shirt and use the vibrators on her panty-encased pussy and bra-covered tits.

More caressing follows. And finally, again after way too long, the bra comes off to reveal smallish but OK tits. And those nipples are sensitive. One doctor plays with them as Mai moans and sort of cries in ecstasy.

In a weird cut, Mai's legs have been taped to the adjustable legs extruding from the table and are immediately spread wide. She's still in panties, but we get a camel toe shot, if that's your thing. Doc starts rubbing her pussy while another continues with her nipples. The purple vibrator is used on the outside of the panties. Then he switches to the more powerful silver one while the purple and red ones are used on her nipples.

They cut off the tape and hoist her legs in the stirrups and tape them down, rendering her deliciously helpless and totally vulnerable. Doc fingers her through her panties as another doctor uses the purple vibrator on her nipples. She again squeals in ecstasy. As the fingering process continues, they finally cut away her panties.

One guy, who obviously doesn't get enough at home, takes out a magnifying glass to get a better look, allowing the viewer a close-up of her snatch as they spread her lips apart.

They then lube up her pussy and finger her slowly as she cries out. Now the yellow vibrator is placed on her nipples in between gropings of her titties. They finger her some more as her reaction becomes quite repetitive, which is my polite way of saying "boring."

Once in awhile the doc will show her his finger glistening in her pussy juice. The fingering and vibrator action continue until she cums. They finger her until she reaches another orgasm, this time of the squirting variety, the best reaction by Mai in the entire film.

After more vibrator action and groping, out comes a clear dildo vibrator that's inserted slowly while a smaller one is applied to her clit, She cums again.

One of those big headed vibes is then used to make her cum yet again.

And an even bigger one is applied but it doesn't seem to get the job done. So they return to the smaller one while she's fingered and then she orgasms. The vibrator is turned off and we fade out and in to the second part.

Here we have Mai in the mini-skirt police outfit (complete with cop hat) on her back on a hospital bed, hands handcuffed and tied to the bed-frame above her head. She's sporting a red ballgag. Two guys take turns molesting her. They spread her legs apart to reveal her white panties, then unbutton the uniform, lift her bra and feel and lick her nipples. One guy goes to work on her pussy (and we get a glimpse of one of the cameraman's legs) and yanks up her panties, giving her a wedgie. Again, there's not much reaction from Mai. She simply opens and closes her eyes.

As one guy holds her legs apart, the other guy, whose face is red, licks her panties, Then there's more nipple-licking action. Plus shots of the cameraman.

They start rubbing and fingering her, and she finally makes some noise through the gag, but nothing special. One moron starts licking her ankles, but even this brazen act of insanity can't get the reaction we want from Mai.

Her gag is removed. And lo and behold, we get the exact same noises she made in the first half of the film. The guy licks her pussy again as the moron goes to work on her other ankle.

Her hands are still cuffed but no longer tied to the bed. They force her to stand and bend over as red-faced guy fingers her from behind until she cums. They prop her butt up to give us a spread of her puckered bunghole, which seems to be breathing, or at least doing an impression of Mai's acting abilities.

Finally, she's forced to suck off a guy, although it seems purely consensual. Her cuffs are removed and we get into what quickly degenerates into vanilla porn, with blowjobs, handjobs, missionary, doggy-style, cowgirl, etc. while she remains in the mini-skirt police outfit. She ends ups with spooge on her face and ass.

It's sort of sad to dump (figuratively) on an actress as hot as Mai, but her performance was a huge letdown. Her reactions to the supposed sexual torture she was enduring consisted mainly of giving a stern look on her face and moaning in ecstasy.

The "villains" were methodical and rather boring as well. I think if they were given any semblance of character, they could have made up a bit for Mai's shortcomings.

The production itself wasn't too bad, with good lighting and multiple camera angles. But weird cuts and shots of the cameramen could have been cleaned up.

I got this movie because I think the mini-skirt police outfit is sexy as hell, and would love seeing a hot woman in this costume being mercilessly tortured with whippings, shockings and rape. But this film isn't it.

DDGB-017, like other Baby Entertainment productions, was obviously catered to those who enjoy seeing multiple forced orgasms. And for me who believes that variety adds spice, the vibrator/orgasm action becomes way too dull way too soon.

As the mini-skirt police might say on the street: Move along people. There's nothing to see here.