A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


DH53: Training Trinity

Reviewed by Thees Van Kemp


REVIEW OF DAN HAWKE'S DH53: TRAINING TRINITY

Well, time for a bit of escapist "ultra-violence" once again with the "Behemoth" of Pain: Dan Hawke.

We are back in Dan's "Dantesque" grotto of pain and we are going to have a "nice", "Very Nice" time.

Trinity, the victim in question reminds me of actress Linda Lovelace...but far more prettier!!. She's ready for action, wearing a flowery, summery black dress, she is a girl with a solid build, a 'comfortable' plumpness about her which gives a her a 'wholesome', 'butter wouldn't melt' look., she's got reddish hair, white ripe shoulders and a smattering of cute freckles around her shoulders, she is also wearing a "Rudolph The Reindeer" styled red gag (well, I couldn't help it...it'll be Christmas before you know it). "You little whore" the dark giant murmurs. Trinity's ankles are chained and legs spread, her legs are the type of legs that cartoonist H.R. Crumb fantasizes about, strong, solid pins which could easily hold the entire Verrazano-Narrows bridge.

Our babe still manages to keep her dress on, at least until now - Dan places leather straps on her wrists and starts to wind up the beam which is supporting her, he pulls her skirt up and gives her his trademark 'pussy wedge' with her own panties. I happen to notice a very tasteful little tattoo of a rosebud, which curls around her bellybutton (I don't mind tattooed chicks in the least!), I just love her milky love jugs, firm, nurturing lactose sacs, a pretty pair of nipples which lucky Dan gets to feel, grope and squeeze and rub with the palm of his hand., "I'm gonna do lots of things with these" - he promises her, he takes her tits from behind and kneads her mammaries like a baker kneads dough and stretches he nipples as far as these can go.

'Very Wet'...he quips as he feels her cunt lips, she has an elegant and very fuckable fun-slit, he dries her drooling waterfall of saliva and proceeds to shut her the fuck up with her own juicy wet torn panties and then duct-tapes her mouth with my very favourite grey duct tape...."tastes good?"-"just like you". He continues his torment with a pair scissors, playfully threatening her tits as he starts cutting into the dress. Dan attaches a chained tit clamp on both nipples, and threads the rope through an eye-hook on the balancing beam above, places a padlock for added weight, then raises her left leg above the ground and ties her abdomen with a rope and slots right between her pussy.

I don't mean to be unkind, but I'm still trying to warm up to poor ol' Trinity...just too wholesome, I hope Dan goes "easy" on her...she is so well behaved.

A leather strap is placed on her thigh and ankles, her knees must be "killing her" since these are now taking all of her body weight. The dark figure finishers her with a rope around her wrists (hands behind back...."See you soon" and off he fades into off-camera obscurity. Her fun melons have been tightly wound with rope and look as if they're about to burst open, they are so red it's hard to distinguish the "aureolas" from the rest of the tit (I just adore super-tight tits....could we have more in future DH installments??).

Amazing what pigtails can do, suddenly I'm having a "Lisa Kinkaid" deja-vu experience (suddenly her body also looks a bit like Lisa...I must be warming up to this girl), mmmm yumm, pigtails and deliciously and depravedly naked, legs spread and gag removed, her tits are now back to normal after ropebra was removed...mmm "I'm getting very tingly, indeed"

Dan doesn't like her woman to talk that much so a new ballgag is inserted in her oral cavity for good measure., but in all honesty Trinity is the "quietest" victim I've encountered in DH's films so far and not to mention tough, she takes 3 barbell disc-shaped weights which pull on her pussy, this is a very busy scene, lots of chains, ropes pulleys and other painful artifacts, very very straining. "I'm gonna let you think about the sort of day you're going to have'- once more the dark villain exits....time to perve and contemplate our victim in detail!!

We are treated to some great shots of her big "Christmas pudding" white ass.

Dan returns, Trinity is now seated on a white stool wearing long white stockings. I notice her tits have certainly taken a hell of a beating because they look traumatized and kind of sag gently in defeat, but they get no respite, Dan inserts a rope bra again and sculpts her meaty mounds into cantaloupes, turning purply pink...."You look very sexy" - Dan compliments her, he then commands her to kneel on a wooden crate. Her meaty "garbanzos" now appear surrealistically diminutive, her hands tied behind her back and rope hanging from that beam- Dan starts winding her up again.

Trinity's nipples are clamped- "Don't flinch away!" - he warns her, Dan disappears once more and all I can think about is how great she looks with ponytails?!?!?. Time for a bit of high voltage rock'n'roll, he's got her spread-eagled, arms, legs apart, and the "buzzing" prod like an angry stick insect enters the stage, he teases her arms, tits, the poor girl is terrified and she's not acting, Mr. Dan is rather unstoppable in his electrical assault, he gives her a few fondles then the horrific blitzkrieg of current returns, this time a 'rake' shaped prod, Trinity is not a happy camper...mmm...how painful are these things, Dan? - He grabs he nipples, tweaks them, the giant is getting rough indeed...out of nowhere the tears start to flow, but she gets no mercy the more she cries the more prod she gets., she is thoroughly tamed...."Women can be trained" he tells her - "Be good or you'll get the wand again".

My nerves are frayed, this is one of the most 'viscerally realistic' offerings from this "Master" of pain, and let's not forget about poor Trinity, she certainly deserves every penny of her model's fee...I feel sorry for her, after all she is as wholesome as "apple pie"....(I prefer my victims a bit on the slutty side, rough, pierced, tattooed, bad attitude). I'll give it 8.5 on the "clothespin scale". This one certainly delivers...onto DH 52!. GO Buy it NOW!!


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