A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


DH55: Natalia Hangs Out

Reviewed by Thees Van Kemp


What is it with New Jersey? Wonderfully talented individuals seem to hail from 'The Garden State': Frank Sinatra, Allen Ginsberg, Jack Nicholson, Abbott and Costello, Jerry Lewis, Norman Mailer, Philip Roth, Count Basie, Meryl Streep, Dorothea Lange, Sarah Vaughan...you could go on all day with a long long list of great names, well folks it's time to add another name to this roll of honour: DAN HAWKE..........

Like I said in a previous communique I have been meaning to post my review earlier but things kept getting in the way and I finally got to spend 'some 'quality time' with Dan's work only in the last few days.

DH 55: Natalie Hangs Out and believe me I've wanting to hang out with Natalia 'real badly'.

We are back in Dan's depraved playhouse (perhaps the industrial part of Trenton or Newark??) Dan and victim Natalia make an appearance, Dan drags her to her destiny in his usual push and shove manner, Natalia is wearing a very revealing white, 'street hooker chic"- almost transparent dress and those "take me home and fuck me" vicious looking white platforms with mean spiky heels.

A rope with hangman's noose is placed around her neck and arms tied to a balancing beam restrain, we get a bit of tit groping and Dan shows off his 'signature' upward titslap...classic moment... (you should copyright it, Dan!!), and Nat's got a great set of tits (not too big or small...just...mmm: nice. She trades a few complaints with Dan, but there's no much she can do....HELL AWAITS; Nat's got this blonde slutty look (she reminds me of a Aussie Biker chick I used to know in my wild and misspent youthful days), very very different to DH56's Beth which made want to rescue her from Dan's evil clutches and maybe give her a neck, back and foot massage and do a bit of palm reading or help her to realign her "chakras" (I can't help it...I guess I'm a 'sandal wearing, incense burning, wind -chime ringing Grateful Deadhead 70's kind of guy!!), but no with Natalia, oh no....I just want to see this bitch suffer and suffer she will.

Nat spits out more insults at the overwhelming shadowy menacing figure with the black hood: "You're a pervert!!" - "I think I've had enough of this mouth" he tells her - "Let me stick something in it".

Next the sinister Teddy Bear chains her ankles: "mmm, nice very nice", Nat's got a great pair of legs, they look great in with the leather straps and the chains' metallic grey, pussy groping and this wench is on her way to meet the GOD of sadistic fulfillment as Dan tweaks her nipples like radio dials, you gotta love the way Dan slaps her mammaries, Nat is endowed with a great set of succulent lips which are custom made for sucking and for wearing a ball-gag. Her skimpy little outfit is promptly removed and now we get some heavy duty salivary action....."Does it feel good?, isn't this what you wanted?, her panties are sliced with a knife (now don't you faint Andrea Dworkin!), a wondrous fun-slot is revealed: blonde wispy pubic hairs, this looks very promising...now Nat is totally naked and in Dan's tyrannical control, like a Gynecologist from beyond the gates of hell, Dan produces a set of old fashioned mouse traps and clamps them on her labia majora...one at a time!, you can feel the stifling, hot atmosphere of this devil's workshop...it's shall we say more like performance art rather than dark heavy bondage, such is the work of MASTER DAN, he begins to tighten traps and the horrific pain sets in.

Dan walks off camera and the displaying of the victim begins, writhing spasmodic contortions and muffled primitive groans, we indulge in this gratifyingly tempestuous sight, her hot, steamy body is now covered in her own salivary secretions (Drool fans will not be disappointed), we also get a great shot of her "peeled" mouse-trapped cunt, a corpuscle of pink vaginal flesh, her struggling sounds at times a little 'forced' (not necessarily fake), but Gimpers, make no mistake this chick is undergoing a hellish and nightmarish treatment...-no doubt about that.

Dan's camera work is superb, as he carefully caresses her supple body with his camera lens, and what a great body this blonde babe's got!....the shot of her humid hot cunt hole, haunts me again and again....it's starting to look like some exotic carnivorous flower, desperate to feed, her mouth oozing with her oral juices , cataracts of transparent nectar.

NEXT: Blondie Natalie is gagged with a white coloured gag, legs separated, she is wearing long arm length gloves...stylish indeed, hands shackled at the wrists, compared to the mousetrap work out she has endured, this is a 'picnic', but she is soon interrupted by her beefy and lovable captor: "Did you miss me?" her purrs like a pussycat. Now her legs are tightened to hooks nailed to the floor, but this masterpiece is not yet complete, a rope is placed around the circumference of her abdomen: "Pretty soon you'll wish you'd settle for me" (oh the joys of unrequited love!), a rope is entrenched in her vaginal slot (I've noticed Dan does that a lot), a "turn-bolt" is attached to the remaining rope and viola: we have "enforced pussy levitation" - ooh! I bet that hurts he whispers to his girl, her moans are now almost 'post-orgasmic'....more drool comes down in bucket through that great irresistible body of hers....wounded animal moans, high pitch accompany her humiliating dilemma...'what's a girl to do?', I just adore her blonde 'Virginia tobacco' coloured pubics, they're "nice...veeeryyyy nniiiccce", the salivating machine keeps on oozing its slimy ethereal discharge flowing from her gorgeous mouth and perfect lips.

Great close-up shots of her shaved 'fun-mound' and beautiful clitoris, now she is salivating profusely...I fear this poor Natalie is going to drown in spit. This is a fairly lengthy scene and for you of those who like to watch" "Viddy and Viddy well my dear droogs".

Moving right along, Nat is now hanging from a beam, still wearing her gloves and an irresistible black silken stockings, the hooded villain returns for more and proceeds to 'raise the bar' by winding her up by a pulley, her arms stretched out in V-formation, Dan attacks her breasts and gropes her puss that is until he brings out the 'hardware', an electric prod like device takes center stage, shocks are applied to her boobs and abdomen, she looks lovely with a gag and tits out riding the Lightning, resigned to her fate, dutifully to her master and captor, this wild wicked wench has been conquered, her complaints are have withered to supplicating moans of painful ecstasy...

Nat is getting the voltage treatment (I nearly took out my old AC/DC albums to use as soundtrack!!), I will say I am not a big fan of "electro-schock" torment, but I do feel this scene is well executed (no pun intended!).

Dan decides to change the 'prod' shape, so now we get a rake shaped prong, but its effects appear to be more severe than with the previous attachment. Electro-torture fans will be in high voltage rock'n'roll heaven as her cunt gets the prod again and again, as if this was not enough to inflict on our poor heroine, Mr. Hawke puts "chopsticks" pussy clamps on her nether ever-reddening gash, also something I've not seen in while: vacuum glass ampoules which now crown her nipples - the man responsible for this is certainly 'twisted', now the overpowering tormentor disappears once again, and we have our little lonesome Nat in pain just all to ourselves in all her blonde, drooling glory....- and boy can this girl drool, making her billiard ball gag come alive in oozing magnificent redness while she surrenders once again to fate in a crucifying lament of sweet miserably sublime ecstasy.

She contorts violently, and manages to rid herself of the glass suckers on her nips, but there's no way on earth she will free herself of those gnawing, unforgiving pussy clamps which are making her bitch hole, red, itchy and very sore....this hot blonde bitch's flesh was made for the dark pleasures of corporeal abuse!!!!!!!!

Next: Nat's ass is facing the viewer (as in you and I), legs still in those silk stockings, legs upright held a separator, ankles chained, her heavy nasty high heels still on, it's time for whipping, Dan lashes her with a few 'stings' of a "cat of nine tails" (very popular with the British convicts who settled the Australian continent more than 200 years ago) - , then after a few lashes he gently caresses her supple ass buns with a 'riding crop'...she lets out some high pitched wails and moans, we get a pretty shot of her long blonde "a la Jenna Jameson hair" (whom I wouldn't mind seeing being ripped to shreds by the hooded man in black)

The whipping continues" "It's just a piece of string" verbally stinging her with his East Coast inflected sarcasm, this time with a "fishing rod" whip, then with a heavy leather paddle, her delicious candy-apple red ass cheeks getting redder and redder...managing under heavy restrained gagging to emit a few pathetic grunts of 1,2,3 every time Dan paddles her on her posterior: "What number are we up to ?"...:"don't lose count: it gets painful when you lose count" - her crying sounds very real, the scene and sadly the film comes to a finale with that very scene, and Dan's farewell sly but warm remark: "I'll be back in a while".

Gimpers, go and get everything Dan Hawke has ever made!!! DH55 has plenty of dark perversions to satisfy the most jaded of Gimpers, after a long sitting (1:29 mins) I collapsed with exhaustion, as if I had been eviscerated, Dan's stuff leaves you 'punch-drunk' and out for the count.

PROGNOSIS: CLASS 5 Tornado of relentless pounding perversion, take plenty of food and water and run for cover....they make them tough in New Jersey!!!!!

RATING: 9 clothespins

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