REVIEW OF DH51: MAXIMA'S CARNAGE
Starring: Celine Maxima, Trina and Dan Hawke.
Oh Brunettes....although I married a Blonde..., I kinda have a "thing" for the raven haired female species, they possess a Je ne sait quoi (those who know French will know what I mean!) about them: mysterious, decadent and dangerous.
Our Brunette featured in DH is a statuesque beauty named Maxima, svelte and naturally proportioned, the sort of woman you wouldn't mind sketching if you are an art student.
We get into the action right away: "Get in," Dan orders, but immediately I can feel Maxima's acting abilities are disappointing, her muffled moans and complaints are simply lame and half-hearted, very unconvincing. "I am not an Animal" she tells him - "No "You are not, but you are a Woman, and a woman has to be tamed"...mmm..fair enough, let's tame her! She continues to moan and bitch but Dan in his usual manner is determined to have his way with her, giving the victim his 'signature' crotch wedgie with a rope making sure the rope burns her pussy lips, there's some unusual 'slanted' angle camera work which reminds me of the old 'Batman' TV series from the 1960's.
Maxima gets raised off the ground after fitting her with a rope around her waist, adds clamps of those beautifully sculpted nipples which wouldn't be out of place in a Greek statue. Still so far no 'spark' as far as her acting goes, Dan can only try his best; he then exits and leaves her to stew in her own pain juices. She is now covered in mouth slime which makes its way 'downstairs'; we get a few pathetic gagged sounds out of her mouth; "mmmph, mmmph' but nothing else, she just stands there looking pretty, she has lovely genital mound, but despite what she has gone through in the last minutes she looks pretty bored.
Next scene: Maxima's wearing very tight silken stockings (white) and a rope bra which squashes her titties, Dan helps her to a wooden saddle which fits nicely in her cunt, she also has ankle straps and chains on each leg pulling these apart, arms tied behind her back and connected to a rope and pulley. Dan stuffed a white 'ping-pong' gag with punctures and as a treat and final touch a nipple-piercing chain pulled by a rope attached to the 'head' of the wooden saddle. I wonder what will take for this chick to react...perhaps the roof of Dan's loft might suddenly collapse?...no reaction, maybe she's just a tough girl; me personally I like a bit of writhing, crying and screaming....Hell, if I were in that position I'd be screaming like a Banshee! Her total lack of artistic participation makes this scene a little..."tepid".
The next installment of pain features the little brunette, totally naked, except for gag and white "fuck me' pumps. Dan's tied her hands behind her back and creates a 'bra' out of a rope, Maxima reminds me of this stuck up, bitchy law librarian I used to know whom I would have certainly enjoyed dishing out the Dan "Treatment". The ropework takes the form of severe breast restraint which turns this bitch's tits into tennis balls, pure fucking delight and as a pure and utter sadist that he is he brings out a shiny, silvery torture tool: The Ravioli cutter!!! and proceeds to slice her tits with the spur shaped wheel.
Maxima's got the best puss I've seen in a long time, meaty red raw liver coloured lips as big as shower curtains!! We get some great shots of her bitch slit as she lies hogtied on a wooden crate...still her cries are tame and pathetic but she's got a great ass and as far as action goes DH51 still hits the spot where it counts!!
Russian spy looking Trina is featured at the end of the film, if rather shortly, in a tongue "twister" bondage and tit pressing which by the way I'd like to see more in a DH feature.
7 clothespins and a pity we didn't see more of Trina.
Dan Hawke is still "THE MAN"
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