A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


DH58: Bondage Hottie

Reviewed by Thees Van Kemp


Review of Bondage Hottie - DH 58
Starring April, Liz Tyler and Dan Hawke
Directed by Dan Hawke with additional camera work by Aiysis
Duration 1 hour 20 mins

"Somebody fuckin' come 'n get me!" (don't worry sweety, someone certainly will) are the first words we hear out of our victim, the very "HOT" April and what a "hottie" April is (she has an uncanny similarity to my very own wife...yes I like them blonde and leggy!!!...how eerie right down to her hairstyle...this is not happening!!).

April is bound by a shiny steel chain to leather neck collar, she is fully dressed in a skimpy little miniskirt and wears a maroon sleeveless top. She struggles and struggles but it's futile, there's no escaping from Dan's Lair and speaking of Dan...he's right on his way. After a few romantic declarations and outlines of the day's (or evening's) events, he fetches a rope, binds her wrists to the squarish column just behind her and the victim is 'incapacitated'.

April struggles like a horny schoolgirl, Dan's gets to do a bit of fondling right away and gets a little heavy on her just to show her who's boss and decides to shut her 'gob' with a 'billiard ball green" gag which makes a nice change from the usual red (which it's still my favourite or favorite if you prefer the American-English spelling).

We are treated to some close-up shots of her crotch and her silky skimpy panties...I think - no!! I know she's got the best legs I've seen in a DH production, we move on to the Dan Hawke one and only world famous 'pussy wedge' and what a pretty patch of shaved pussy does April have indeed!

Like a Paquidermal Edward Scissorhands he goes to work on April's garments, slicing, cutting and finishing them off with those meaty butcher's hands, small tits but very beautiful mammaries are soon revealed and rosebud nipples which are just begging for punishment. Dan ties a rope around her waist and attaches it to a cinder block. The sight of this piece of womanhood gagged, tied and legs spread wide open is a wonderful sight...her screaming is a trifle irritating a high-pitched girly sob which reverberates throughout the chamber of perversions.

It's a timeout for Dan who decides to give April a bit of breathing space and exits. What will it take to make this monstrous man happy? - she might be thinking.

The camera work is tremendous, very highly defined (I'm watching the DVD, of course), good lighting and very realistic skin tones, but there's something else in this feature which I can't yet my finger on. Perhaps I'm getting too excited or a little ahead of things here, but I feel Mr. Hawke is breaking new ground with this feature......If Dan were ZZ Top and Bound Hottie an album it would be "Eliminator" or if he were Kiss it would be "Destroyer" or if he were Slayer it would be "Reign in Blood"....I could go on and on., you get the picture.....'peeping tom' camera sweeps of her sweet body which focuses on her love gash and ass.....brilliant!

The Pony Ride:

Dan decides to turn little April into a cowgirl of pain, she has her balancing on a V-shaped beam- hands manacled and chained to an overhanging beam, raising her off the ground and making things rather uncomfortable, her ankles are strapped and chained and legs apart, her mouth is gagged, and for a final painful touch he attaches nipple clamps on a chain and hangs a padlock to add a bit of weight. It is a fine 'stiffening' scene, all that gorgeous female flesh surrounded by fetishistic tool of depravity, her open slit showing off her fleshy pink prepuce (that's the hood which covers the clitoris) and her reddening vestibular glands like a new species of flower...makes me want to change profession and become a sinister gynacologist....I'm getting palpitations! - that heavenly opening pressed against the cold hard wood....need I say more more?....yes I do warn oozing saliva giving her ball gag an oral baptism.

Soon after we find April with her tongue caught in dire straits, sandwiched between a 'chopsticks' restraint, more drool for me to drool over. I can't help but notice 2 very neat surgical incisions which are located just above her mons pubis...just curious, that's all. What else can I say but April's a fox, from whichever angle you look at her, Dan must've been in heaven while filming this.

After refusing some of Dan's ever loving gropes, Dan opts for whipping therapy with a cat o'nine tails and targeting her tits, in the end she settles for Dan's loving overtures but guess what?...Dan is having far too much fun with the whip which he now employs on her groin, then he moves onto a riding crop which he tenderly slides between her slimy pussy lips just like a violin bow and plays her like an instrument.

Time for the ever popular household item: clothespins and a new gag restraint, Dan arranges the clothespins neatly on her arms and tits: "I believe in symmetry, do you? - he tells her. Her horror show continues as Dan clips on a "Victor" brand mouse trap on her labia majora (the outer vaginal labia) and then another and ties her to her "this little piggy went to town" big toe, OUCH!! Her wondrous and awesome external genital structures are open for us to enjoy and admire, absolutely delicious!!!! This part of DH58 comes to a close.

Part 2 - Liz Tyler.

The next 20 minutes of this Dan Hawke film features a blonde, Marilyn-esque, big titted, platinum blonde with big pretty brown eyes and stunning crimson bloody lips by the name of Liz Tyler, very, very Hollywood. She is sitting, leaning against a column, wearing a one piece embroidered leotard, crotchless, transparent and she seems as if in some kind of dreamy, sleepy, haze, not at all perturbed by her surrounding or her predicament which includes a piece of rope slotted in her fuck-crevice, she looks like those blonde dames in trouble on the cover of pulp novels of yesteryear-very classic.

Dan tightens the rope restraints and leaves her alone for a while but before he makes his exit he warns her about "not coming" unless he tells her to (meaning the rope friction her pussy, that is) but all the same she seems to give herself one hell of an orgasm judging by her nervous trembling throttle.

That's all folks.

Personally I would have loved to have seem more of April (like another 20 mins!!) but I can't complain: 2 girls on the same film is good value.

I'm in love with April! what can I say?

I'm giving DH58 9.5 clothespins, I really enjoyed it and I'm sure you gimpers will too....so go out and get it !!


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