A Bring Out the GIMP (Girls in Merciless Peril) Movie Review


Call Girl Blues

Reviewed by Ralphus


Call Girl Blues marks the "real" return of porn star Gauge to Forbidden Video. The star of two of that company's best videos made a comeback of sorts with the disastrous Little Girl Lost earlier this year, but it was more a Gauge fuck flick than the type of feature that Forbidden usually attempts to market as one of their Brutal titles. This newest one is a definite improvement over that title, but still a disappointment.

Gauge stars as an innocent exotic dancer who is working in Las Vegas as a call girl to help pay the bills. The Personal Trainer's Chennin Blanc makes a brief cameo as a coworker who gives her some lesbo teasing in the first few minutes, and Bill Margold plays a frustrated salesman of exotic toys, who snaps one evening when the call girl he orders up to his hotel room (Gauge) shows up late.

After telling the nervous girl that he blew a big sales account and showing her a suitcase of all these toys he intends to use on her, here is where the tape should have taken off, but the mood here is one of compliance rather than force. He ballgags Gauge, and we get to see her gagged for a good 20 minutes while he massages her tits, then has her remove her shorts so he can caress her body. He bends her over his lap and spanks her, then takes a small whip and flicks it over her pert little ass a bit.

Then he removes her panties, throws her on the bed and licks her pussy a bit. Gauge remains gagged, but it's just for show. How much better would these scenes have worked if she has been tied to the bed instead? Take away the gag and the action would be consensual, because she doesn't put up any resistance to his actions whatsoever. He fingers her pussy some and sucks on her titties, usual foreplay stuff, although the sight of Gauge moaning and sucking in on her ball gag during it is certainly a benefit. She looks incredibly hot in a ball gag, so it's hard to believe he didn't finish the job as her hands and legs are free throughout.

Next, he allows Gauge to remove her gag and he has her suck on a dildo (Why not his own dick?), then he uses it in her pussy, again totally consensual. He also uses a smaller toy on her ass.

Finally, in the last 10 minutes of the tape, Margold lifts her up and places her on a table, using velcro restraints to fasten her ankles to the legs of the table and handcuffing her wrists to a light fixture above her. Bondage at last! I was wondering if they would ever get around to it. But instead of a gag this time, he places a blindfold over Gauge's eyes. "Let's play a little game," he tells her. "See if you can tell which one is the real dick." He alternates using the dildo on her pussy with his own cock, but the actual penis insertions are simulated, and the cum shot is on her leg, not her face. Once again, another letdown. As an actress who performs hardcore sex, including in her three previous appearances for this company, the lack of any oral sex or hardcore penetration in this one is baffling.

The ingredients were here. The idea of a salesman attacking a call girl in his hotel room would have worked, but there's really no force, just Gauge allowing herself to be used voluntarily. The direction is sharp, with lots of close shots covering the action thoroughly. Gauge, who was a bit puffy in her last appearance for Forbidden, has slimmed down and looks extremely cute here, which is all the more frustrating because of what could have been. Witness her classic bedtie rape in After School Surprise and her spending most of Black Market Bondage tied up and you have the benchmark for what Forbidden Video has done with their most popular actress. This new one is just a big tease.

Fans of Gauge's hardcore stuff might enjoy this as a light kinky diversion. Those who favor bondage and forced rape fantasies will be sorely disappointed in another huge wasted opportunity.


My Grade: C

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