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Smoker

Reviewed by Dangerous Dave


It's time to look at a movie that I know has been mentioned in this forum, but not properly reviewed. I'm talking about the XXX movie Smoker from 1983.

First I would like to mention how I initially heard about this movie. Way back in 1983 I was working at a movie theater in a mall. The theater subscribed to a magazine called "Box Office", which was a trade mag for movie theater owners. Each issue talked about all sorts of things dealing with running movie theaters. The part that I always liked was the movie reviews. Back then, they even reviewed XXX movies too. So the review for the movie Smoker started out something like this: "Smoker contains all of the things that give porn a bad name, specifically this movie contains scenes of rape, bondage and torture". Well needless to say, that got my attention quickly! So I knew what movie I would be looking to rent next!

Smoker stars John Leslie, Ron Jeremy, Eric Edwards, Sharon Mitchell, Joanna Storm, and two other girls whose names I didn't recognize. All the dudes are well known porn actors. Sharon Mitchell was a very well known porn actress in the 70's and 80's. She wasn't very attractive, with a big nose, short hair, but a nice, tight firm natural body. She was an actress that always gave her all in any scene she did. And she did everything! Girl/girl, boy/girl, anal, bondage. She was one of the few actresses of the day that did straight porn and bondage movies. So during those times just about anything adult you were renting probably had Sharon in it. I always respected her for doing it all.

So here's the basic plot of the movie. Sharon Mitchell plays some sort of revolutionary who wants to "blow stuff up". She says she has no agenda, she just wants to blow up the man. Or something like that. She owns a porn shop and she gets in a case of silver vibrators, and one of them is a bomb. Well, wouldn't you know that one of her employees sells this very special vibrator to a cute blonde girl and Sharon Mitchell and her 2 henchman (Ron Jeremy and Eric Edwards) have to abduct women to get the vibrator back. John Leslie plays some sort of government agent that is hot on the trail of Sharon Mitchell, and guess what, they used to be lovers. So that's the basic setup, now let's get to the individual scenes in the movie.

Scene 1: While the credits roll, Sharon Mitchell is rolling around on the floor with Eric Edwards and they are fucking. She's spouting off about how she wants to blow stuff up, this basically sets up her character.

Scene 2: Our cute blonde victim buys the "bomb vibrator" from Ron Jeremy. She takes it back to her apartment and shows it to her girlfriend. They do a lesbian scene while a dude watches them through a 1 way mirror in the apartment next door. He whacks off.

Scene 3: Blonde girl that bought the vibrator goes back to the store she got it from and gets abducted by Ron Jeremy and Eric Edwards. And here is the first scene with some GIMP material. They take her kicking and screaming down to the basement under the porno store. Sharon Mitchell says "position 5" and so they tie her in a standing spread eagle position. She says stuff like "you can't do this to me" and "Are you guys going to rape me"? Ron Jeremy says, "Hmmm...seems that way". So now Ron is positioned in front and Eric Edwards is in the back and they begin to pull a double penetration on her. What always struck me about this scene is the look on the actress's face, she didn't appear to like what was going on! This is a decent scene, not very long, but notable because I can't think of very many "standing while tied double penetrations" that I've ever seen before or since.

Next, Sharon Mitchell says, "position 6" and they retie her bending over in a strappado position. Sharon is underneath the woman and she's pulling on her pussy lips and she says "I can't waste time beating around the bush"! Ron is still in front and he makes her suck his cock, while Eric is doing her from behind. This goes on for a little bit until they both cum at the same time. This whole scene was kind of played for laughs a bit, with Ron being funny and the joke that Sharon told. It could have been a lot meaner, but it was still Bondage and Sex!

Scene 4: Brunette girlfriend is back in their apartment masturbating in the tub, thinking about getting double teamed by two dudes. After she is done, she places the vibrator in her dresser drawer and leaves. The horny dude next door breaks into the apartment, steals some of her lingerie and the vibrator, which he then uses on himself. This movie even had a little gay solo action.

Scene 5: John Leslie has sex with the Brunette girl in her apartment. After he is done, he gets knocked out by Ron and Eric who show up looking for the vibrator. They ask the girl where it is, she says it's in her dresser, when she can't find it, they tie her arms behind her and roll her up in a carpet and take her to the basement of the porno store.

Scene 6: Next we see the brunette girl tied naked, AOH, her face completely wrapped with an ace bandage, her legs are tied spread and she is being impaled by a knobby dildo. This is a nice scene but not very long. What's weird is they have a sound effect of someone being whipped and a woman sobbing, but it's not clear if that is for psychological effect of the victim or just for us, the viewer.

Scene 7: So now we find out that horny, cross dressing dude next door is married to Joanna Storm. They bring over John Leslie (who was knocked out next door, remember?) and he ends up screwing Joanna Storm right in front of her husband.

Scene 8: John Leslie and horny roommate dude go to the Porno Shop and there they find Sharon Mitchell and overpower and tie her. They then take her kicking and screaming down to the basement. Eric Edwards is passed out drunk and Ron Jeremy hears them coming but doesn't want to take them on so he stays out of sight. When next we see Sharon they have her strung up in a "suspended spread eagle". John Leslie uses the vibrator on his bound victim and at first she resists, but then she gets into it. John rescues both the girls and they leave Sharon their suspended by the ropes. Enter Ron Jeremy and at first he moves to release Sharon, but she starts berating him and calling him names so he decides to take advantage of the situation. He rapes her pussy and mouth, alternating between the two orifices until he cums on her face. And that's the end of Smoker.

So to sum up, this was a regular XXX movie, made in 1983 that contained two scenes of Sex and Bondage. It's notable just for that. Back in the day I was always looking for images of sex and bondage together. I would scour all the old porn tapes, trying to find the ones that had bondage scenes in them. Their weren't many I could find so having a movie like this was exciting to me. The scenes could have been harsher, but still, it was SEX AND BONDAGE.

I give Smoker a B-. The actresses could have been hotter. The best looking one, Joanna Storm, isn't in any of the bondage scenes. It's probably hard to find this movie nowadays, but worth looking for if you can find it.


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