The Haunted Pussy (AKA Come With Me My Love) (1976)

Something Weird Video bills this as The Haunted Pussy, but it shows up in IMDB as Come With Me My Love.

It is Kenmare City, 1925, in black and white. Dramatic music as feet walk up a staircase. It is a cuckolded husband who looks like a crewman from a Russian trawler and he walks in on his wife and her lover. And then the husband just stands there watching as she fellates her lover, and her lover performs cunnilingus on her, and then they do it missionary style and finish off kissing each other. It is XXX sex. He is outraged that his wife and his best friend have betrayed him! He clenches his fist. He pulls a pistol out of his tight jeans pocket (and here I thought he was just excited to see them). He shoots his best friend. "You fool!" taunts his wife, "I never cared for you!" Not an advisable thing to say to an enraged husband with a pistol. He shoots her. Then he shoots himself.

It is Kenmare City, 1976, and in color. A gal who is the spitting image of the cheating wife has just moved into the exact same apartment. What are the odds? It has the same garish brass bed and the same hideous wallpaper. We know where this is going, but it takes an awful long time to get there. She walks in and immediately calls her friend, who is the (arguably) unattractive Vanessa del Rio, who is involved in a menage a trois with a bearded guy and another girl. Now THAT was a strange scene.

See, there's this gal and the bearded guy and they are already going at it hot and heavy when Vanessa del Rio walks in and says "hi!" The girl looks up, totally unperturbed, and says, "Gee, you're home early" or words to that effect. "Mind if I join you?" asks Vanessa del Rio. "No, come on down!" says the bearded guy in what I have to say is the gayest voice I had heard all day, and I watched some FOX News this afternoon, so I had heard some pretty gay voices. Lame XXX sex follows, interrupted briefly by the telephone call from the cheating wife lookalike. And there is the obligatory pussy licking scene where the heavily bearded guy is doing the heavily pubic haired Vanessa del Rio and we get to see a thick wet pink tongue slathering back and forth between two equally hairy orifices. Sometimes I wonder how I was ever able to enjoy 70s XXX movies.

So the cheating wife lookalike is sitting in her apartment and a bottle of sleeping pills and a glass of water suddenly appear. So of course she takes two pills and falls asleep, during which the ghost of the cuckolded husband appears and fucks her. If you were thinking oh wow a XXX sex version of The Entity where the ghost picks her up and fucks the living shit out of her and tosses her around and makes her scream and cry and fight like she is being raped, well then PSYCH! This is completely consensual haunted fucking.

There are lots of other random XXX sex scenes, including a lesbian sex scene with Annie Sprinkle. The cheating wife lookalike eventually overdoses on sleeping pills and dies, and she and the cuckolded husband ghost disappear together, happy at last in death I suppose. No GIMP value at all. No rape as far as I am concerned. No violence. No bondage. No gags. Nothing. This is a cautionary review. The GIMP grade is N/A. Go rent The Entity instead, and fast-forward to the parts where Barbara Hershey's body double is getting the living shit fucked out of her by a ghost.

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The Lucifers (1971)

The second feature on the Sexy Shocker Hardcore Horrors Volume 8 DVD is The Lucifers.

The devil wanders around a Renaissance Fair unsuccessfully trolling for souls even though he is offering sex as a reward. He has a face that is half red and half white, split down the middle with a black line. Lame dialog. Unattractive performers. If you were thinking XXX sex and torture for sexual deviants who sold their souls for sex, you would be thinking about an entirely different movie from this one. There is nothing threatening or deviant in this movie at all. It doesn't even qualify as a horror movie. Just ho-hum XXX sex.